fictionpage 159、Chicken, you are too strong
159、Chicken, you are too strong
The three of them climbed up the low wall of the small courtyard of Chen Youcai's house, and under the hazy moonlight, they opened their eyes and carefully looked around the courtyard.
On the right side of the yard is an open space with a small fish pond.
In the middle is a tall persimmon tree, with a set of stone mills stacked at the bottom of the tree, only revealing a huge black silhouette under the night.
After thinking about it, except for the pile of bricks and tiles in the left corner of the yard, it seems that only the small kitchen next to the main room is left to hide the big rooster.
Fatty Long went to the countryside to buy goods all the year round, and he himself lived in the countryside, so he is very experienced in this.
Although the rural hardware facilities are not perfect, they are also extremely particular.
Poultry such as chickens and ducks that can't control their buttocks and like to move around are not qualified to enter the house.
So, after some inferences from him.
The final habitat of that big colorful rooster should be in the unremarkable pile of bricks and tiles in the corner of the courtyard!
Thinking of this, Fatty Long gave the assistant and the driver a wink.
He took the lead in grabbing onto the edge of the top of the wall with both hands, then slowly slid down from the top of the wall, and entered the yard silently.
This guy looks fat and clumsy, but the movement of climbing over the wall and entering the hospital is exceptionally skillful and dexterous.
I think I have done this kind of thing a lot in the past, and I have developed muscle memory.
Compared with Fatty Long, the assistant and driver landed much louder.
Especially Brother Haonan, who was as thin as a bamboo pole, slipped on his feet and almost opened his mouth to shout out in shock.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough and covered his mouth, which was dangerous and dangerous, and didn't let the plan of stealing chickens fall by the wayside.
The three of them bent their backs and tiptoed slowly towards the pile of bricks and tiles.
When he got close, Fatty Long took out the phone screen and lit it up.
With that faint white halo, he looked deep into the gaps between the bricks and tiles.
Fatty Long was so ecstatic that he almost couldn't laugh out loud when a colorful wing appeared in front of his eyes.
I saw the colorful chicken that appeared in Xiaoli's live broadcast, just squatting deep in the cracks of bricks and tiles, sleeping soundly with its head buried.
Xu Shi noticed something, the big rooster woke up with a start, raised his head, and squinted at the three uninvited guests outside.
"Little darling, don't bark, I'll give you something delicious..."
With a wretched smile on his face, Fatty Long took out the cigarette case, and dumped the remains of mosquitoes soaked in anesthetics in front of the cracks in the brick pile.
"..."
The big rooster rolled its eyeballs and tilted its head.
That haughty posture, that idiot-like gaze, instantly made Fatty Long's face stiffen with a smile, and he was in a bad mood.
Damn, I never thought that he, a majestic successful person, would be despised by a chicken? ?
It is true that like its owner, there must be its chicken!
Inexplicably, Chen Youcai's hateful face appeared in front of his eyes, Fatty Long gritted his teeth, and decided to swallow his anger for the time being, not to be as knowledgeable as a poultry.
"Eat it, it's delicious, the beauty is very..."
He picked up a small wooden branch and gently pulled the mosquito remains deep into the cracks between the bricks and tiles, trying to attract the big rooster's attention.
But what Fatty Long never expected was that.
In his opinion, this act of love and kindness completely annoyed the big cock.
"Cluck! Cluck!"
He watched helplessly as the pile of dirty mosquito corpses broke into his habitat inexplicably.
The big cock stared and felt that his noble "chicken character" was offended!
With a high-pitched voice, it barked twice in a hurry, and before Fatty Long and the others, whose expressions changed greatly, could react, it jumped out of the pile of bricks and tiles.
Immediately afterwards, the big rooster flapped its wings approaching one meter angrily, and the whole chicken leaped high.
Under the faint and cold moonlight, Ling Kong's sharp chicken claws mercilessly grabbed Fatty Long's eyeballs viciously!
"Ah~!!!"
Fatty Long was so frightened that his ghosts froze. Unexpectedly, this unbelievably beautiful rooster turned out to have a violent temper, and would move his paws at the slightest disagreement!
After the startle, he felt the strong wind blowing towards his face, and he suddenly had a quick wit.
Pulling the assistant who was like a thin bamboo pole to the front of him, he blocked the angry blow of the big cock.
Poor Brother Haonan, he didn't understand what happened at all, so he felt that the black shadow in front of him suddenly enlarged.
Immediately there was a severe pain in the cheek, as if being brushed vigorously by a sharp steel brush with barbs.
Unable to hold back, he opened his mouth and screamed like a pig butcher, then stumbled back in horror covering his face.
The warm and moist feeling filled the fingertips. Brother Haonan brought the palm covering his face to his eyes and saw that his hands were covered with blood!
"Damn it, let's go together and catch it directly!"
Fatty Long was angry and startled, and following the assistant's voice, the chicken stealing plan tonight was completely dead.
But Fatty Long was very unwilling to go away in such a disheveled manner.
After all, Brother Haonan is one of his people, and now he is embarrassed by being scratched by a big rooster, if he doesn't avenge his revenge, how can he be the boss in the future?
You have to look at the owner when you beat a dog, not to mention that the other party is just a chicken!
Fatty Long also lost his mind, bit his cheek, and threw himself at the big clucking rooster.
The driver came back to his senses, imitating Fatty Long's movements, and rushed in the opposite direction.
Completely blocked the big cock's retreat.
"Clack, cluck!"
Facing the two menacing figures, the big rooster squinted and jumped on tiptoe.
Then he jumped three feet high and jumped directly onto Fatty Long's shoulders.
The long and slender beak like a sickle mercilessly pecked at Fatty Long's thick neck like a storm!
Fatty Long turned around in a hurry, like a headless chicken, wanting to reach out and tear off the big cock on his shoulder.
Unexpectedly, the palm of the hand and the back of the hand were hit by the cock's mouth several times, which made him grin his teeth in pain, with tears in his eyes, and cursed endlessly.
But I can't do anything about the big cock on my shoulder.
"Brother Long, go!"
Brother Haonan, who was covering his face and watching from a distance, was dumbfounded.
This big rooster is also stronger than Nima, it is simply a fighter among cocks!
The lights were already on in the wing room on the side of the main room, obviously the owner was awakened by the movement in the courtyard.
Brother Haonan hurriedly lowered his voice, and shouted to the furious Fatty Long.
As for the round-faced driver, he was dumbfounded at the moment.
Watching helplessly, his boss waved his hands wildly, throwing eight punches like shrews fighting, trying to drive the big cock off his shoulders.
He snapped back to his senses, slapped his forehead, and saw a small pool under the eaves a few steps away.
He rushed to the small pool in two or three steps, picked up a plastic basin, and didn't care whether the water in the pool was dirty or not.
The driver scooped up half of the basin of water, rushed back the whole thing, raised the basin and poured it on the big cock on Fatty Long's shoulder.
This trick was very effective. The big rooster seemed to cherish its wings. Seeing the water coming, it clucked and screamed and swooped to avoid it, and jumped onto the persimmon tree above the three of them.
"..."
The big rooster managed to avoid half of the basin of water, but Fatty Long suffered a catastrophe, being drenched all over his head and face, looking like a drowned rat.
Coupled with the scratches and peck marks on the neck and face, the whole person can be as embarrassed as he wants.
Looking up at the big rooster standing firmly on the tree branch, Fatty Long was so angry that his fat face was half crooked.
But just when Fatty Long was gnashing his teeth, he wanted to vent his anger by cursing.
I saw the big cock's butt pouted, and then a black shadow fell from the branch of the tree.
No, it's...!
After the bang, Fatty Long's whole body shook, and he pressed against the white and yellowish object on his forehead.
In an instant, it petrified into a sculpture with a look of grief and indignation.