fictionpage 182、There Are So Many Green Tea Whores Out There
182、There Are So Many Green Tea Whores Out There
182、There are so many green tea whores out there
Bai Suyu feels that if he stirs up scandals again, it will be a little disrespectful to the IQ of the majority of netizens.
No, it's rubbing people's IQ on the ground.
Not to mention that "Si Teng" is still on the air, he and Da Tiantian's CP is in the midst of speculation...Although the name of the shit CP who is so pretentious and loves you is a bit ugly... ..
But at this time, Liu Shishi suddenly appeared, and everyone's webcasting platform wanted to kill him.
Not only offending people, but also getting no benefit.
Immediately kill the simplest and rude way of publicity, gossip speculation~
Moreover, the emotional scene between Bai Suyu and Liu Shishi in "Embroidered Spring Knife"...there is actually no emotional scene.
On the surface, it seems that Shen Lian is unrequitedly in love with Zhou Miaotong, but actually digging deeper, his unrequited love for a fart is to redeem himself,
Even if you look at it simply, Zhou Miaotong still has a young master who he likes. "six nine seven"
There's nothing to hype about it, it's better to let Liu Shishi and that son-in-law hype it up, even though it's only a few tens of seconds.
Hey~ It would be great if Liu Shishi got married at this time.
The topic exploded immediately.
Longrich, what are you doing? Stand up - come on!
Of course, Bai Suyu's idea of wanting someone to get married to increase the attention of the movie, just sent it to Liu Shishi, and the other party responded with a word.
"roll!"
ok~
Just kidding, Bai Suyu inquired about Liu Shishi's announcement arrangement after the movie was released, after all he was going to drag the leading actors to go crazy on the road show.
Liu Shishi said that there is no problem, as long as she is not allowed to get married.
See, making a Jill fucked-up request followed by a slightly over-the-top request will do the trick.
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Su Yu culture.
Bai Suyu's new office.
From the moment he entered the door, Bai Suyu could not stop hearing "Hi Boss".
Taking the little assistant all the way to his office, everyone in the company paid attention to him.
There are dozens of people in his company, and many of them have never met his boss.
The little assistant students who followed Bai Suyu were very excited, and even wanted to wave to him.
Fortunately, the remaining saneness kept her from doing this kind of sand sculpture.
After entering the office, I immediately let myself go.
"Wow! There are so many people!"
I know she can't let out any cultured farts......
Bai Suyu used to have this kind of realization when he was idle and bored watching football games and listening to people explaining various poems.
When he saw the astonishing operation, he could only say "Fuck", and his first reaction was to recite poems and quote scriptures.
"Boss, your tea is ready~"
The little assistant who was still full of excitement just now frowned...
Business attire, black silk long legs, high heels... This woman even wears perfume!
At this moment, Yang Chaoyue's sense of crisis instantly reached its peak.
Because Bai Suyu asked, "Are you?"
The other party replied, "I am your assistant, the boss."
assistant? !
Chaoyue's eyes widened, and she almost shouted "I don't agree with this marriage".
She, Yang Chaoyue, is the eternal little assistant!
Where did this long leg come from? !
Long legs just want to squeeze out her assistant's throne?
Don't even think about it!
After a while, she punctured the tire of the woman's car.
Wait... What if she gets a puncture and the other party picks her up at the airport and asks Bai Suyu to take her home?
There are a lot of green tea whores out there, and the little assistant students can't take such a risk.
Observe first and try to kill with one hit!
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Bai Suyu didn't know about Yang Chaoyue's brainstorming, but it was a little strange,
assistant?
He doesn't come back to the company very often. He is usually very busy, so why hire an assistant?
"Are you a relative of Zhou Chongguang?"
"Zhou... Mr. Zhou? No, I haven't met Mr. Zhou before." The new assistant smiled like a flower, and his voice was like an oriole.
While speaking, her shy body trembled slightly~ as if she was still swaying.
hiss! ! !
Sure enough, it is Longjing, an old green tea from 1982!
Yang Chaoyue really wants to beat this woman out with a stick.
But Bai Suyu was well-informed, glanced at it, and didn't respond.
Seeing Yang Chaoyue who was trembling with anger not far away, he curled his lips, little girl.
But an accident happened.
When Bai Suyu reached out to take the cup of tea, the new female assistant suddenly tilted...
"Ah! Boss, I'm sorry, I'll just wipe it off for you."
That cup of tea was literally flipped on Bai Suyu's pants.
To be precise, on the crotch..0
Damn, who sent this new female assistant to assassinate him?
Fortunately, it is not boiling water...
Huh?
Wipe him?
Where to wipe?
on purpose?
Bai Suyu didn't move.
He wants to see what kind of medicine this woman is selling in the gourd.
But when she knelt down on one knee with a few tissues and was about to help Bai Suyu wipe it off, a figure suddenly squeezed away from her.
"I'll come, I'll come!"
Classmate Yang Chaoyue has endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't take it anymore.
How could you think of such a trick? So witty...ahem, so hateful.
With her IQ, of course she couldn't think of it.
But again, with her IQ, she was able to react and pick peaches.
…
Just when Yang Chaoyue was happily holding a tissue to take advantage of it, oh no, when she was about to help Bai Suyu clean it up, Bai Suyu suddenly stood up.
"Okay, don't need to wipe it, I didn't sprinkle much, then, you go out first."
The new assistant looked guilty, but Bai Suyu noticed that she gave Yang Chaoyue a sneaky look.
"Boss, would you like me to make you another cup of tea?"
"No, I'll call you if necessary."
The other party looked a bit unwilling, and turned around every step of the way out of the office.
When the person finally left, Yang Chaoyue almost jumped up, with an aggrieved face, "She did it on purpose!"
"Why did you say that?" Bai Suyu looked at her with a smile.
"0.1 is intentional..."
"Do you have proof?"
Yang Chaoyue is stupid, what evidence is needed? It's not the police Uncle investigating the case.
But at this time, Bai Suyu sighed, "Say hello to the person in charge, I don't need assistants or secretaries, just change someone's post, and if you don't want to, I'll fire you."
"Okay!" Yang Chaoyue was refreshed when she heard this, and felt that the boss really loved her.
But she still asked out of nowhere, "Why?"
You are one hundred thousand why?
Bai Suyu's expression became tense now, "These pants are very expensive for the size of Laozi, one hundred thousand yuan! It's rare for me to wear them once....... She will pay for it if she comes here again? !"
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