Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

Chapter 146 Teacher Jiang, Please Continue Talking!

On the podium.

Jiang Feng's expression suddenly became serious.

He started talking in a decent manner.

"I was more academically inclined back then. When I was a freshman in high school, I got a perfect score of 300 in the three science subjects, but my combined score was less than 100."

"It was a score that the physical education teacher shook his head after seeing it, so he decisively chose essay."

"When I went to college later, I was admitted to the Chinese language and literature major at Yunhai University."

"There are only five men out of the 70 people in our major, and they are all assigned to the same dormitory."

"Not long after school started in our freshman year, the five of us formed a group to go to the Internet cafe outside the school to play games every day."

"Especially, there is a roommate named Chen Yuhang, who is terrible at playing games, is good at playing games, and loves to play. The other four of us can't even take care of him."

So much for that.

The more than 40 people in the class all looked at Chen Yufan in the classroom.

Every one of them showed an expression of jealousy.

He also said "yo yo yo".

Especially this guy Ma Xiaohao lowered his voice and said to him: "Old Chen, I didn't expect this! Your brother and Teacher Jiang are still college roommates!"

Chen Yufan couldn't stand it any longer: "Shit, I'm an only child. I don't even know when my parents gave me a brother."

Seeing such a real scene, Jiang Feng almost wanted to laugh.

As long as you mention someone with a similar name, you will get heckled no matter where you are.

Jiang Feng once again maintained discipline: "Don't boo, don't boo! The highlight is coming later!"

"Then one day on the weekend, the five of us went into the Internet cafe and turned on the computer to play five rows of games as usual."

"Having been sitting there for less than half an hour, I heard a burst of booing from the boys around me. It was very lively just to hear the noise."

"As someone who is always on the front line of eating melons, how could we miss this kind of thing? The hearts of us melon-eating people were ignited at that time."

"It's just that before we could get together to watch, we saw the reason for the commotion."

"It's actually the flower goddess Su from our Department of Chinese Language and Literature, holding a bouquet of flowers in her hand and walking toward us with a smile."

At this point, Jiang Feng suddenly paused.

This time, the group of students under the podium were so itchy that they couldn't do anything!

Everyone was scratching their heads and scratching their heads anxiously, but their expressions were extremely focused, completely attracted by Jiang Feng's story.

but.

They had a vague feeling in their hearts that Teacher Jiang would suddenly give them a shocking turn.

Make them crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!

"Teacher Jiang! Don't you have to stop talking in half of the lecture again? Can you finish the lecture?"

"What's going on behind the scenes? Teacher Jiang, what's going on behind the scenes?"

"Brother Jiang, don't make me kneel down and beg you to finish this paragraph! Just let me... ah no, just let my brother Li Yiliang double his homework today!"

"Fuck you! Ma Xiaohao, go and die for me!"

"Stop making noise! ​​You are making so much noise that I can't even hear Teacher Jiang's voice! Let me listen to you before you talk!"

"..."

Looking at the students below who were scratching their heads anxiously.

Jiang Feng said with a smile: "After listening to this paragraph, you should listen carefully and stop making noises!"

The students who are listening so intently, why do they care about the details?

Every mouth is faster than the brain.

Without thinking, I agreed directly.

"rest assured!"

"Teacher Jiang, all you need to do is explain it well! The one who starts making noise after hearing this is the puppy!"

“It’s no problem to have a party!”

"Brother Jiang, don't worry, after you finish explaining it to us, I will slap anyone who makes trouble!"

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In the live broadcast room.

Many viewers who are enjoying themselves are already looking forward to it!

Isn’t this a proper standard template?

It was at this time that I fooled them last time!

This time I'm afraid I'm going to give them another cruel trick!

Sure enough, these students are still too young. They have been fooled twice and they still have no memory.

[Laughing so hard, luckily I just took this story as a joke and didn’t really believe Teacher Jiang’s nonsense! The turning point is coming soon! 】

[Already started to laugh uncontrollably! Teacher Jiang’s saucy twist comes quickly! can not wait anymore! 】

[I have to say, this brother has very accurate English pronunciation! God rides on horse and makes a scene, it’s not spicy! It took me a while to analyze it, and then I realized it meant "no problem"! 】

[This is probably because of Teacher Jiang’s English speaking proficiency! No, I even feel a little better than Teacher Jiang! 】

[Teacher Jiang: Are you polite when riding a horse? Just send barrages, why are you still insulting people? Be careful, I'll call the police! 】

[Stop making noise, stop making noise, get out of my phone and let me concentrate on watching Teacher Jiang’s live broadcast! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

...

Jiang Feng smiled and continued talking.

"The goddess Hua Su from our Chinese department is usually a cold and cold beauty! She doesn't even talk to the boys! She came here so suddenly, and many people were shocked."

"In the back, Goddess Hua Su bypassed the boys who were watching and walked straight towards us. She looked like she was looking for one of the five of us."

"At this moment, the five of us were all stunned! We looked at each other in confusion and didn't know who Xie Hua was looking for. Who on earth had such a great blessing!"

"My good friend Chen Yuhang who was sitting next to me thought that Xie Hua was here to find him, so he stood up excitedly!"

"Unexpectedly, I was ignored by Xie Hua without even looking at her."

"Further on, under the gaze of a large group of boys around, Ika came directly in front of me, and I couldn't stand it anymore."

"The group of boys around me, as well as my good brothers, are all so envious that their teeth are itching."

"At that time, the goddess Su Huasu put the flowers in her arms into my hands and said: Classmate Jiang, I have been paying attention to you for a long time. Can I get to know you?"

! ! !

Isn't this more interesting than giving lectures?

When we got here, the more than 40 students in the class almost had their hearts in their throats!

Everyone was completely attracted by Jiang Feng's story.

What kind of divine expansion is this!

Although Teacher Jiang is ridiculously handsome, it is too exaggerated for Lianhua to take the initiative to strike up a conversation!

At this time, what they care about is not whether it is outrageous or not.

But what happens next!

Isn’t this a perfect and sweet campus love template?

On one side is the college's aloof flower goddess.

The other person is ridiculously handsome, rich yet kind-hearted... No, it’s better to forget about being kind-hearted.

All in all, it’s a perfect match!

If this had no ending, I would still be thinking about it when I got up late at night!

So, they all urged Jiang Feng to continue talking.

"Teacher Jiang, stop being so pretentious! Tell us the rest!"

"Brother Jiang, what happened next? Did you agree?"

"Ah, ah, I'm so anxious! Teacher Jiang, please hurry up!"

"Teacher Jiang, what happened next? Please continue talking."

"..."

"Ahem..."

Jiang Feng coughed lightly and cleared his throat.

He casually picked up the teaching materials that he had prepared a long time ago and continued: "Then what happened? Then I woke up after being peeed and it disappeared."

"Come on, let's continue the lesson. We should reach the lesson of "Hongmen Banquet", right?"

student:"?????????"

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