fictionpage Chapter 397 Uncle, Don't Touch Porcelain?
Chapter 397 Uncle, Don't Touch Porcelain?
"Gudong!"
Looking at the hundreds of black-skinned wild boars eager to try in front of them, Su Mo swallowed their saliva together.
It was different from the artificially raised wild boars in Qindu.
The ones in front of them seem to be more sturdy, and the fierce eyes alone make people feel cold all over.
"What's the use of climbing a tree?"
Su Mo's muscles tensed, and he muttered softly
"Hundreds of wild boars, any tree can be broken, ready to run, do you hear me? Run without looking back, run down the mountain."
"It's too evil, what kind of mountain is this? Wild boar mountain?"
"How can there be so many wild boars?"
Fatty silently tightened the burden on his back, and began to move back slowly.
Su Mo put away the engineering shovel, touched the big tree with one hand, and was ready to run at any time.
It's scary.
There are hundreds of wild boars, no matter how strong he is, it is impossible to kill so many wild boars.
in the wild.
The fighting power of wild boars, especially this kind of wild ones.
It's scary.
Even the tiger, the king of the forest, would probably be so frightened that his legs would tremble when he saw so many wild boars.
Can't do it at all.
Not only can't do it, but it's very likely that you can't even run.
"run!"
Seeing the nearest wild boar get up.
On the nick of time.
Su Mo yelled and ran sideways desperately.
"huh huh huh huh……"
The sound of wild boars sounded one after another.
The ground beneath his feet began to shake.
"Peng..."
"Brother, hurry up, hurry up, hit my ass, I'm riding a horse... poke me, the wild boar's teeth are too sharp, my ass seems to be bleeding."
"Don't shout, my pants are about to fall off, run quickly."
In the mountains and forests.
There was the sound of Su Mo's ghost crying and wolf howling.
I wish I could grow eight legs.
Don't dare to look back the whole time.
However, after running for a few minutes.
With a sound of "Peng", Fatty bumped his head against a tree.
Lie upright on the ground.
"Fuck!"
Su Mo exclaimed, turned around and rushed over.
dare not stay.
Resisting the fat man, he rushed forward desperately.
The fat man slumped behind Su Mo's back, watching the wild boar getting closer and closer to him.
The whole person was about to cry.
cried out with a cry
"Brother...Brother, hurry up, this guy will rush up immediately, I feel like it is going to kick me."
"Stop shouting, what weight do you have, my crotch has sparks, I can fly!"
Su Mo replied angrily.
Grit your teeth.
All the strength of breastfeeding came out.
Like a gust of wind, shuttling through the downhill forest.
In the entire mountain forest.
The rumble continued.
Watching this scene, the fans in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.
"Changes come so fast? What the hell? I just went to the toilet. What's wrong with Su Mo? Stabbing someone's wild boar's ass? Where are there so many wild boars?"
"That's right, the two of them still wanted to eat roasted wild boars. Now it's over. There are hundreds of wild boars. I took a look and saw that their legs were swaying. This is much more fierce than those wild boars in Qindu at that time."
"What should I do? That is Su Mo, who can run with a fat man on his shoulders. If it were someone else, he would have been crushed to death by a wild boar."
"Let's make a reservation. There's no suspense. If you can't get out, where is Xiaojun? Are you there? Hurry up and arrange a funeral for Brother Su. After watching the live broadcast for so long, I'm personally willing to book an old widow crying grave business for Su Mo." .”
"Then I'll pay for it too. I'll pay for the cremation. No, the fat man's body size won't fit in the stove, right?"
"...Okay, can you be more serious? Is it too late to notify the local public security bureau or the forestry department?"
"..."
Although it was a joke.
However, everyone in the live broadcast room had their hearts hanging in their throats.
This time, unlike any previous time.
Even in the face of a hail of bullets, I am afraid it is not as critical as it is now.
after all……
Find a place to hide in the hail of bullets.
But facing so many ferocious wild boars, there was nowhere to hide.
Can only keep running.
The problem is, everyone can see that Su Mo's speed starts to slow down visibly with the naked eye when he is carrying a fat man of several hundred catties.
It is estimated that it will not be long, and it will definitely be hit by a pig.
Once it falls to the ground, shouldn't it be trampled into a meat paste?
Everyone was worried.
He didn't dare to breathe, and stared straight at him, even at this point, the camera was very stable.
too professional.
It's a matter of life and death.
The fat man was still held on his shoulders.
That's it... the camera is very steady, it doesn't even shake.
It is worthy of being a person with a long shot on the forehead.
Just unusual.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
suddenly.
There was a scream from behind Su Mo.
"What's the matter? What's the matter? Did you get arched?"
Su Mo was startled, and asked with a loud voice.
"Brother, it's not... Your butt is bleeding, don't you feel it? I'm kicking you."
Su Mo "?"
"Damn it, beat me up, what are you shouting? I'm convinced..."
While growling.
Su Mo also felt a burning pain in his left thigh.
Don't look at it.
It must have been poked by a wild boar from behind.
The smell of blood began to spread.
The wild boar smelled more emotional.
Shouting and rushing up.
Su Mo glanced back.
The hairs of the whole person exploded, and the hairs exploded one by one.
"Hold me tight, I'm jumping."
Looking at a steep slope ahead, he yelled at Fatty.
Su Mo rushed over without hesitation, and jumped with the fat man on his shoulders.
The feeling of dizziness hit.
The two hugged each other tightly, wrapped in snow, and rolled bigger and bigger, rolling down the mountain with a bang.
...
At this time.
A group of villagers are preparing to go up the mountain.
Just came to the foot of the mountain.
Hearing the roar from above, they raised their heads in puzzlement.
"what happened?"
"I think I heard a wild boar braying."
"Should we go into the mountain separately, whoever finds the trace of the wild boar, send a signal immediately."
A strong man in the lead shook his head slowly.
"Don't worry, we can't separate, don't forget, this group of wild boars are always together, everyone must be together to have a chance."
"Walk……"
Growl.
He took the lead and took a few steps forward.
Then, I felt that no one was following behind me.
Can't help but look back.
I saw that everyone's mouths were wide open, their eyes were round, and they looked dumbfounded.
Puzzled, he followed everyone's gaze.
I saw a huge snowball several meters high, rolling down the mountain at an extremely fast speed.
"Boom!"
In the blink of an eye, they passed by in a blink of an eye, causing a whistling sound.
"It's over, let's go to the village."
Someone exclaimed.
Everyone didn't dare to stay, and ran to the village after the big snowball impatiently.
at this time.
The village head, who was sitting in the living room, held a teacup in his hand and looked worriedly at the time on the wall.
Only a roar was heard.
It was dark all over.
The house collapsed inexplicably.
After a long time.
Su Mo, who struggled to climb out of the snowball, felt as if he was going to fall apart.
He reached out and touched the fat man behind his back.
"Fuck!"
Take out a hot cup of tea.
"Why do you still have a teacup with you?"
He reached out again, grabbed an arm and dragged the person out.
Looking at the old man lying on the ground, Su Mo blinked vigorously.
"Uncle, uncle...don't blackmail people! Fuck, when did you stick to the snowball? Uncle... just say something."
"Don't die!"
"Come here, someone's old man, touch porcelain!"