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Chapter 1304 You Go, You Get Wet Too

The group quickly boarded the plane. After the seven of them sat down and waited for a while, an announcement came over the loudspeaker that the plane was about to take off. Then, a flight attendant came over and reminded everyone to fasten their seat belts and turn off their mobile phones.

The plane took off smoothly without any problems. The destination wasn't far, but it wasn't short either, about a three-hour drive away.

Everyone had a good rest last night, so naturally no one felt like sleeping. However, their phones were either switched off or in airplane mode, so everyone was trying to find ways to amuse themselves and pass the time.

Liu Ruyan took out a novel she liked to read. It wasn't a literary classic, but a very ordinary romance novel, similar to the kind of brainless novel like "The Domineering Prince Falls in Love with Me".

Squad leader He Xiaoyue and her companion had downloaded the variety show early and were watching it with great interest. Director Wang was watching it with the squad leader, while Chuanmei was rather bored and looked rather dazed. There was no way around it; he had been staying up late a lot and was suffering from kidney deficiency.

As for Miss Yuan, she's quite shrewd; she's already reaching out her little hand to ask the flight attendant for food.

"No, you still read this kind of brainless novel?" Lin Mo couldn't help but laugh when he saw the novel Liu Ruyan was reading.

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him and said, "What, is that not allowed? Don't you often watch those mindless short dramas too?"

"I only look at it occasionally, and I don't like it," Lin Mo said helplessly, spreading his hands.

What can he do about the data-driven recommendations? Besides, he doesn't watch just any mindless short dramas.

Liu Ruyan was quite satisfied with this, after all, the two had lived together for so long, and she had long since discovered that Lin Mo did not look at anything borderline.

Even if you manage to find some girls dancing, it's a matter of probability. Most of the videos are rather abstract, which is probably just a matter of personality!

Hearing this, Liu Ruyan scoffed, "So what if it's a brainless novel? As long as it makes you happy, that's all that matters. Besides, I think it's quite good."

“That’s not what I meant. I just think that someone as beautiful and a successful businesswoman as you should be looking at something more sophisticated, right?” Lin Mo asked.

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan asked helplessly, "So... what do you think I should watch?"

“Classics, like Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, and Gone with the Wind. I’ve seen some very cultured women online who seem to enjoy reading these kinds of books,” Lin Mo said.

Liu Ruyan was taken aback upon hearing this, then laughed and said, "Oh~ I didn't expect you to know these books. Not bad, not bad. I thought you were always reading 'Eternal Decisions' and 'The Landlady'!"

Lin Mo: ? ? ?

"No, how do you know this?"

There was no way around it; the former was a web novel that boys particularly liked, and as for the latter, those who know, know! Moreover, these two works looked somewhat familiar to him when placed together. Suddenly, he abruptly looked in the direction of Miss Yuan.

"Stop looking, that's right, it was Yuanyuan who asked me last year. She said you and Zhang Wei were discussing 'Domineering for All Time' and 'Landlady.' She didn't understand and asked me. I didn't understand either, so I asked Doubao. That's when I realized that you guys really do have a lot of dirty thoughts in your heads!" Liu Ruyan laughed.

She didn't mind that Lin Mo had some unhealthy and erotic thoughts in his mind. Of course, a saint would be someone who didn't have any evil thoughts!

Moreover, if a person doesn't have any lewd thoughts in their mind, it's either because they have a physical problem or a mental problem.

Besides, if Lin Mo were like that, what would be the point of her dating? If her partner has no interest in her, what's the point of getting married? Moreover, she's just as intelligent as Lin Mo, so she naturally has no right to condemn others.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo's previously anxious heart sank completely.

"Alright, stop reading unrealistic stuff online. Not all young, beautiful, and highly educated women like reading so-called classics. Most people prefer reading lighthearted, enjoyable stories. What you see is often just a persona they've created, a side of themselves they want you to see."

"Take Su Su for example. We both graduated from top universities, and she's beautiful now. Do you know what this pretty, educated woman usually watches? She watches all sorts of mindless stuff: domineering CEOs falling in love with me, domineering CEOs falling in love with me who has nothing, domineering CEOs falling in love with me who's divorced and has a child—it's all that kind of sweet romance that she can't resist. Otherwise, why would so many people like watching those short dramas and lighthearted novels these days?" Liu Ruyan said with a light laugh, waving her hand.

She subtly revealed Su He's dirty secrets to Lin Mo, which made her quite happy.

Lin Mo:

Okay, I can understand, but he still feels like his idealized image has been shattered.

Before they were together, he had never seen Liu Ruyan read this kind of novel. After all, Liu Ruyan usually focused on her work and wouldn't be bored after get off work, scrolling through her phone or watching dramas. She almost never read paper novels. This was the first time he had known that Liu Ruyan had this habit.

Just then, Miss Yuan, who was sitting next to her, had finished ordering her food from the flight attendant and was enjoying it in her seat.

It's strange, she usually looks down on boxed meals, but the boxed meals on high-speed trains and airplanes are considered delicacies.

"Hello sir/madam, what would you like to drink?"

Just then, a beautiful flight attendant in uniform with a curvaceous figure walked over and stood next to Lin Mo, asking softly.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo felt a faint scent of perfume waft over. He looked up and saw the flight attendant smiling at him.

Seeing this, before he could even speak, Liu Ruyan said first, "Just give us each a bottle of water, and then you don't need to bother us anymore! Thank you!"

There was no way around it; the flight attendant's gaze towards her boyfriend was practically drooling. Although she was confident in her looks and in Lin Mo, no one wants their partner to be stared at by other men, right?

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo nodded. Seeing this, the flight attendant immediately understood the relationship between the two, after all, she could still understand Liu Ruyan's possessive gaze.

Just as she put down the two bottles of water and was about to leave, somewhat disappointed, Lin Mo couldn't help but ask curiously, "By the way, what drinks do we have on the plane?"

Upon hearing this, the flight attendant smiled again and said, "Hello sir, our flights offer a variety of drinks, including carbonated beverages and juices. If you don't like cold drinks, we have room temperature drinks and tea. Oh, and we also offer beer!"

Hearing this, Lin Mo was taken aback: "Wait a minute, beer?"

Upon hearing this, the flight attendant smiled professionally and said, "Yes, sir, we have beer, a specialty of our airline. Would you like some?" "You can drink beer on a plane?" Lin Mo turned to Liu Ruyan and asked.

Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him upon hearing this: "How novel! There's even red wine!"

Hearing this, Lin Mo realized, "Right, he was on a plane, not flying it, so it doesn't count as drunk driving."

Thinking of this, he called out to Director Wang and the Sichuan girl beside him, "Hey~ there's beer on the plane, wanna go?"

Upon hearing this, the two other country bumpkins were also taken aback, then the three of them exchanged glances and said in unison, "Let's do it!"

Then Lin Mo smiled at the flight attendant and said, "Could you please bring us some beer?"

"Yes, sir!" the flight attendant said with a smile.

Then, a bottle of beer appeared on the table for four people. As for why there were four people, it was because Miss Yuan wanted to join in after seeing it!

"Um, could you give us a few more bottles?" Lin Mo asked.

This one bottle isn't enough for anyone to drink. Even if he's not a big drinker, he shouldn't be so insulting!

Upon hearing this, the flight attendant waved her hands repeatedly: "Sir, sir, it's not safe to store too many. I'll get you more after you finish your drink!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Mo and the other three opened their beer bottles and started chugging them down.

Lin Mo: "Hiccup~"

Director Wang: *burp*

Sichuan girl: "Burp~"

Miss Yuan: *burp*

Airline stewardess:.

What is all this stuff? Is it really that abstract? But despite this, the flight attendant still demonstrated a high level of professionalism and brought the four of them new beers.

Then, she took a bottle, and the others drank from one bottle. After three cans of beer, the four of them slowed down.

While the flight attendant was collecting the empty bottles, Liu Ruyan poked Lin Mo's forehead with her finger with a look of disgust and said helplessly, "What are you guys doing drinking on the plane!"

Lin Mo: "It's fine, it's free anyway. With the strength of the four of us brothers, we can definitely make our money back on the plane tickets!"

Miss Yuan: "Exactly! The airfare is so expensive, we have to teach the airlines a lesson!"

Liu Ruyan:

"You guys are really something! Trying to fleece people on an airplane?"

Miss Yuan: "So what? I paid for it, why can't I enjoy it!"

"Alright, alright, you can enjoy yourselves!" Liu Ruyan shook her head helplessly.

Then, along the way, the four of them started drinking with the airplane food and snacks on the plane. It felt so good to get a good deal!

As for Miss Yuan, this is completely her comfort zone. She can have a drink and have someone to eat with, and the atmosphere is great!

During the trip, because the Sichuan girl had to take off her mask to drink, he was recognized by the flight attendant. While he was getting up and swaying to go to the restroom, the flight attendant asked for a photo with him, somewhat embarrassed.

The Sichuan girl was already slightly tipsy, so she was naturally not afraid of such a small request.

However, when he went to the restroom, the plane encountered turbulence, and when he returned, his pants were wet.

"Dude, you're being a bit pathetic, aren't you? You went to the restroom, talked to the flight attendant for a bit, and now your pants are wet? Even if you have kidney problems, you still have to have this much self-control, right?" Lin Mo said with a look of disdain.

Even the other women looked disgusted. Seeing this, Chuanmei broke down and said, "Get out of here! You'll get wet too!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo quickly raised his hand: "Stop! I won't. I have a girlfriend. I won't be as pathetic as you!"

"Just kidding, what big waves haven't we seen?" He admitted that the flight attendant was pretty, but she was still far inferior to Liu Ruyan.

Wang nodded repeatedly: "Don't look at me like that, I have a girlfriend too!"

Sichuan girl:.

"Get out of here, both of you! I peed because of the turbulence on the plane!"

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately shrank to the side, keeping their distance from the Sichuan girl.

While it's embarrassing to lose control when you meet a beautiful woman, wetting your pants isn't any better.

And so, the four of them drank all the way, until Chuanmei changed her pants before he was allowed to rejoin them.

Three hours later, the plane landed. Liu Ruyan helped Lin Mo, Director Wang supported Chuan Mei, and the squad leader carried Miss Yuan on his back.

Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes and said speechlessly, "If those three dare to drink again in the future, listen to me, beat them to death!"

Everyone:

(End of this chapter)