fictionpage Chapter 279: Goodbye To The Living Hades
Chapter 279: Goodbye To The Living Hades
The chartered wife can't see anyone when she has something to do, so she comes out and scolds the neighbors when she has nothing to do. The character design is very unpleasant.
But in the end, she still took the initiative to solve the killer's insufficiency.
The male protagonist seems to be a small gangster who wants to bully the neighbors, but in the end he defeated the big villain.
Such a change in characters makes the film full of dramatic tension.
To sum up, Kung Fu is a movie with a very high level of art. How high is it? To describe it with a line in the movie, it is as high as three floors.
There was constant laughter in the theater.
Especially when the male protagonist and the fat man seek revenge for the renter together, the man is first stabbed by three small knives, then bitten by a snake, and races with the renter on the road, and finally his mouth is swollen like two fat sausages .
This scene caused laughter one after another in the movie theaters.
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"This is too funny! Tears came out of my eyes."
"The three films in the Spring Festival of Mushen in the past three years, the first ghost recording made me cry, the second loyal dog the fifth day moved me to cry, and the third Kung Fu made me cry with laughter, Mushen really brings evil people!! "
"If he had made this movie earlier, the box office would have been billions!"
"I don't know why, although it is in the movie, it is inexplicably refreshing to see the Mushen so miserable."
"Sure enough, human happiness is built on the pain of others."
A piece of liver and intestines is broken, where can I find a soulmate in the end of the world.
The second best killer in the list of killers debuts.
In fact, the masters in this movie are also very exciting.
The male protagonist is a small trash on the lowest floor, and even the ordinary neighbors of Zhucongcheng can't beat him.
Neighbors who encountered the Axe Gang did not have the ability to resist, but the Axe Gang was beaten away by three masters.
Heaven and earth lacked three masters, but they lost to the Condor Heroes, and the Condor Heroes lost to the Huoyun Evil God.
The big villain Huoyun Evil God finally lost to the most disheartened male protagonist in the beginning.
A perfect closed loop is formed.
Unexpected, but within reason.
In particular, the Hongjia Iron Wire Fist and Wulang's Bagua Cudgel against Heaven and Earth, the unrestrained attack methods and quite realistic special effects make the audience feel addicted to watching.
Xu Youmin, who didn't want to come at first, widened his eyes at this moment, and was so absorbed in watching that he didn't even want to blink, for fear that he would miss a second.
"Dad, what do you think of this movie?" Xu Muge asked.
Xu Youmin didn't turn his head, and said in a low voice, "Quiet!"
He was despised himself.
Xu Muge touched his nose in embarrassment, and Xu Yan next to him covered his mouth and snickered.
There is plenty of foreshadowing in the movie.
In the beginning, it was okay for the renter to fall from such a high place, and the renter also had a lion's roar.
So up to now, they have stood up and solved the shortage, and it will not be abrupt and completely acceptable.
And the rise of the last male protagonist has also made a lot of foreshadowing. He is a martial arts prodigy and has learned martial arts, but Rentong's second vein has not been opened yet.
At this moment in the movie, the hero and heroine meet again.
The audience finally understood that she was the dumb girl whom the male protagonist saved when he was a child.
It's just that the male protagonist still ruthlessly destroyed the lollipop, took her money and left, and drove away his good friend Fatty.
The audience once again felt sorry for the heroine.
"Ahhh!! Why do you do this to my goddess!!"
"Where is this funny movie! This is clearly a sadistic movie!!"
"If there is such a girl to me, I will protect her with my life!!"
"I think it may be that the male protagonist feels that he is not worthy of her."
Brother Kun asked the male protagonist to find Huoyun Evil God.
Fire Cloud Cthulhu, the No. 1 killer on the list, everyone thought he would be very powerful and cruel, but he didn't expect it to be a bald old man who looked harmless to humans and animals in a slip-on vest.
This is another stark contrast.
Finally, another finger clipped the bullet and shocked everyone's jaws.
"All martial arts in the world cannot be broken, but fast is not broken!"
The Huoyun evil spirit discovered the chartered man and the chartered woman.
It is taboo to sign up after they meet.
When the fans heard that the chartered master and the chartered wife were Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv of The Condor Heroes, they all went numb.
Especially Xu Youmin, who almost fell to the ground on the spot.
"Pfft!! What the hell is this!!"
"You're telling me you're the Condor Heroes? Are you kidding me?"
"Why did the Faun destroy their perfect image in my heart!"
"It's over. Originally, their appearance was rather vague in my mind. Now that I've read the chartered master and the chartered wife, and when I mention The Legend of Condor Heroes, the first thing that comes to my mind is their faces."
"Can it be any more nonsensical!!!"
Xu Youmin turned his head and gave Xu Muge a meaningful look.
It seems to be saying, you kid can really do it.
Xu Muge showed an embarrassed and polite smile, pretending to be calm.
In the movie, the combination of Condor Heroes can actually use the loudspeaker to inflict heavy damage on the Huoyun Evil God, but seeing him surrender, give up the attack, and then be attacked.
In the end, the male protagonist had a decisive battle with the Axe Gang and the Evil God of Fire Cloud.
The male protagonist completely defeated the Huoyun Evil God who used the toad technique with a palm technique that fell from the sky.
Among them, when he was lifted to the sky, he stepped on a carved foot.
This can't help but remind everyone of The Legend of Condor Heroes, after all, there is also a big eagle inside.
In the end, the male and female protagonists succeeded in holding hands, which made everyone breathe a sigh of relief. This is good, at least there is an ending.
The lights in the theater were turned on, and everyone was happy.
Two words describe it as comfortable.
Looking back at some of the scenes in the movie now, I still want to laugh.
Everyone walked out of the theater with a smile on their faces.
After watching Miracle Stupid Kids, everyone shouted RNM! Get your money back!
After watching the fifth day of the loyal dog, everyone shouted TMD! cry!
Now that you have finished watching Kung Fu, everyone shouts HHH! Laugh to death!
Everyone sent a circle of friends to write their own comments on the movie.
Xu Muge has also received messages from friends one after another.
Lou Zhanlei: "Brother Mu promised me that I will make comedy films like this in the future, okay?"
Wei Hanzhong: "My stomach hurts from laughing."
Sister Zhou: "I think I can also play the role of the heroine."
After all, the heroine is a mute, so she doesn't need to speak.
It's just that she lags far behind Liang Ruixue in terms of temperament. If she speaks, it will be even more different.
Coach Huo: "I thought you were born to be an athlete. You should concentrate on training and participating in competitions. After watching your movie, I found out that you are a genius. Just be happy in the future."
Liang Ruixue: "Suddenly I found out that I'm not the heroine, and the charter wife has more roles than me."
Not only more than her, if there is no last part, there will be more scenes than the male lead Xu Muge.
Su Qingwan: "You've changed, and the male protagonist didn't die in the end. Why don't you design an ending like Miracle Stupid Child, such as the male protagonist being beaten to death by the Evil God of Fire Cloud."
I have seen a lot of Internet Bodhisattvas, and this is the first time I have seen the living King of Hell.