Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying

Chapter 109 The Bear Child's Mentality Has Completely Collapsed

When I was young, Xu Muge also liked to shoot guns with his friends.

At that time, there were not many entertainment programs, and it was very happy to shoot guns.

Although I have grown up now, I still like to reminisce about my childhood occasionally.

Together they went to the small supermarket in the village and bought all kinds of gun battles.

Throw lighted firecrackers into the water, cover with small jars and watch them blast into the sky, etc.

Xu Tian was also having a good time playing.

He is the happiest when playing gun battles at his age.

Xu Muge suddenly asked, "Do you know what maturity is?"

Xu Sheng frowned, looked up at the sky and said slowly, "When I was eighteen, I started shaving with a razor, and I thought that was maturity."

"But after graduating, I took a job and smoked with my colleagues. I thought that was maturity."

"Until now, I have been urged to marry by my elders during the festivals. I can handle it in an embarrassing and polite manner. I understand that this is called maturity."

Xu Muge said ruthlessly: "At most, you are struggling to find a girlfriend. What is maturity? If this is considered mature, there are still many mature people in the live broadcast room."

Points +233

"Cough cough."

Xu Sheng coughed twice in embarrassment, but he was still a good friend.

A screen full of question marks in the live broadcast room.

"It's a disaster for the fish pond again!!"

"Every time a critical strike comes so unexpectedly."

"I was just urged to get married by my relatives. When I opened Brother Mu's live broadcast room, I heard such heart-wrenching words."

"Does it mean that you are mature when you crit others like you?"

Xu Yan thought about it.

She also expressed her opinion.

"Did you get married and have children, set up a new family, and have a successful career?"

Xu Muge shook his head.

Xu Sheng said: "That person is middle-aged, has experienced success and failure, and can look at everything calmly. Is this considered mature?"

Xu Muge shook his head again.

This makes them speechless, then you give us an answer that convinces us.

I saw Xu Muge pointing to the road not far away.

"When you have firecrackers and lighters in your hand, and you see cow dung but don't want to blow up with cannons, that's called maturity."

Xu Sheng: "..."

Xu Yan: "..."

We are answering seriously, you stay here to play with me, right? !

Xu Muge had already walked over with the cannonball.

I'm just immature, what's wrong?

Just be happy and be happy, I take care of you so much!

Xu Muge inserted a cannonball into the cow dung, set it on fire, and ran back.

Just what he didn't expect.

Xu Tian didn't know when he ran to the other side of him, wanting to join in the fun to see what he was doing.

Xu Muge is now ten meters away from the cow dung, while Xu Tian is only about three meters away from the cow dung.

Xu Muge shouted: "Come here!"

"what?"

"boom!!"

The power of the artillery battle is not great, but the fried cow dung is very fresh, so it is not hard.

Black cow dung was blasted all over the sky.

Xu Tian, ​​who was relatively close to it, had a lot of it on his body.

He cried out loud.

Turn your head.

You can also see that there are two pieces on his face, and one piece is closer to his mouth.

"Hahaha....."

Xu Muge and the three of them couldn't help laughing.

"I laughed to death, this scene directly contracted my laughter this year."

"Fourteen lives, I never imagined that this cat could kill me with laughter just by watching people and firing guns."

"I suspect that Brother Mu deliberately cheated on the younger brother. The cow dung on his face is the biggest evidence."

"This will definitely be my brother's nightmare for the rest of his life."

"I can smell it through the screen."

"The happiest thing in the world is to use fried dung, and the saddest thing is that the dung didn't have time to run away when it was fried."

Xu Tian retched twice, crying louder and more miserable.

I don't know what to do with him.

They quickly took Xu Tian home.

During this process, I didn't dare to get too close to him. One was that it was too smelly, and the other was that I didn't want to be touched by him.

After returning to his grandparents' house, the second aunt washed him and changed his clothes.

Grandma blamed Xu Sheng and the three of them for being brothers and sisters.

Xu Muge went back to the car with a bag.

Hand it to Xu Tian.

"Xiaotian, it was my brother who made a mistake just now. I didn't see you beside me, so this gift will be taken as compensation for you."

Xu Tian took the bag and opened it.

Four books in total.

They are "Primary Mathematical Olympiad Review Course", "Primary Mathematical Olympiad Super Course", "The Newest Primary School Mathematical Olympiad Reader", and "Primary Students' Mathematics Competition Questions".

Points+1000

pfft.....

Xu Yan and Xu Sheng wanted to laugh.

But the elders were all there, so I was a little embarrassed, so I could only cover my mouth with my hands and smirk, turning my face red.

Xu Tian had a bitter look on his face, but after seeing the gift, he was quite happy.

But when he saw that this gift turned out to be four exercise books.

Mind broke.

He threw the book directly on the ground, turned his head and wanted to run.

Second Aunt Xu Muge grabbed him directly.

"Where are you going! What a gift your brother gave, pick it up!"

Xu Tian didn't dare to disobey his mother's words at all, so aggrieved and reluctantly picked up the book, tears were already rolling in his eyes.

The second aunt glared at him, "Thank you brother quickly."

Xu Tianqiang held back his tears and said, "Thank you, brother."

"You're welcome, study hard in the future," Xu Muge encouraged.

That's it.

About ten minutes.

Xu Tian ran to Xu Muge and said in a low voice, "I was wrong, brother, can you please stop messing with me in the future."

"What are you talking about, when did I rectify you, I'm your brother," Xu Muge said with a smile.

Xu Tian wanted to cry without tears.

The audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing crazy.

"Hahahaha, looking at the child's grievance, the little face is almost pulled to the ground."

"To be honest, when I saw the four exercise books, I burst out laughing."

"Brother Mu is absolutely amazing! Don't talk about arrogant children, even an adult can't handle this."

"No bear child can stop Brother Mu's rectification."

"If Sun Wukong had half of Brother Mu's ability back then, Red Boy wouldn't have been obedient to clean up."

"Let's broadcast the book, my children also need to be rectified, otherwise they will be rectified by others sooner or later."

This time Xu Muge straightened up Xu Tian directly. As long as Xu Muge was around, he would be honest, like a good baby.

Second uncle and second aunt have to thank Xu Muge.

Help them teach their children.