fictionpage 506, Jia Dongxu And The Four Can't Escape With One Hundred Sticks
506, Jia Dongxu And The Four Can't Escape With One Hundred Sticks
"Mother, this is not good, don't you trust me so much?" Jia Dongxu said with sweat on his back.
Jia Zhang sneered: "What? Are you guilty? You really ate pork behind my back? Did you ignore my words?"
"Mom, I don't have one!" Jia Dongxu lied in the end.
"No? Then you vomit out the food! Show me!" Jia Zhang roared.
This time, it seemed that he couldn't hide it.
"Oh, yes... I ate pork behind your back, Lei Dongxu said with a long sigh.
"What? You really ate it! Good! You brat! Just wait for me to beat you with a hundred sticks!" Jia Dongxu was about to explode with rage.
"Ah? You really want to hit me with a hundred sticks? You can't do that?" Jia Dongxu's eyes suddenly bulged.
"As for! Very as for! As I said, I eat vegetarian food and recite the Buddha's name, and the whole family must also eat vegetarian food together, but now you eat meat behind my back, then the Buddha will be angry! Then, wouldn't my eating vegetarian food and reciting the Buddha's name for so long be in vain? You You want me to die soon, don't you?"
"It's nothing!" Jia Dongxu was about to cry.
One hundred big sticks, not to be opened to spend 05.
"Mother, please forgive me, I won't dare next time!" Jia Dongxu begged for mercy.
"I want to bypass you! But the Buddha doesn't want to! Today I have to beat you with a hundred sticks!" Jia Zhang had no room for negotiation.
"Ouch..." Jia Dongxu suddenly collapsed to the ground.
At this time, Liao Yuanyuan came over and pleaded for Jia Dongxu.
"Grandmother, forget it, Dongxu is a big man, he must be greedy if he hasn't eaten pork for so long! It's understandable!" Kuo Yuanyuan said to Jia Zhang.
"Stop begging, if you beg again, I'll beat you with a hundred sticks!" Jia Zhang's eyes were burning.
"Alas..." Liao Yuanyuan immediately shut up, feeling speechless.
At this moment, Mrs. Jia always felt that Jia Dongxu was not the only one who ate the pork, maybe the young Sophora japonica also ate pork behind his back.
So Mrs. Jia Zhang asked Jia Dongxu: "Dongxu, tell me honestly, have you ever eaten meat with a stick stalk Xiaodang Sophora japonica?"
"Ah? This... this, probably not, Cao Dongxu suddenly panicked.
Jia Dongxu's psychological quality is still not good enough.
As soon as Jia Zhang heard it, he knew that Xiaodang Sophora japonica also ate pork.
"What should there be?" Jia Zhang asked Jia Dongxu angrily.
Jia Dongxu didn't know what to do all of a sudden, should he offer Xiaodang Sophora japonica sticks?
"Do you want to say it? If you don't say it, add 20 sticks!" Jia Zhang pressed.
"Let me tell you! They also ate pork, and the four of us ate braised pig's head." Jia Dongxu recruited, all recruited.
"What? Pig's head? Amitabha! Great crime! Buddha, I will definitely teach my unworthy descendants a lesson!" Jia Dongxu clasped his hands together and said silently.
At this moment, Liao Yuanyuan pouted.
Obviously, when Liao Yuanyuan heard that Jia Dongxu had eaten a pig's head, she also became very hungry.
Now, Jia Dongxu has already recruited, and Jia Dongxu fell limply on the ground, tears dripping from his eyes.
"Xiao Dang Sophora japonica stick stem, I'm sorry, I can't hide it... Let's eat together if there is trouble..." Jia Dongxu thought apologetically.
At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang walked out of the house, went to the back of the house, and found a soft stick.
This kind of stick doesn't hurt the bones when it hits the buttocks, but it hurts!
Jia Zhang took the stick and returned home.
"Wait a minute, Xiaodang Sophora japonica is back, each of you, go to the middle courtyard and line up, one by one waiting to be beaten!" Zhou Zhangmin said.
"Ouch! Why did you go to the middle court? How embarrassing is this? Can't it be solved in the living room?" Jia Dongxu said.
"The living room is too small, I can't use it!" Jia Zhang replied.
"Come on, it will embarrass us like this?" Jia Dongxu was about to cry.
"Are you afraid of losing face now? I just want to improve your memory! Who told you to ignore my words! I want to make Buddha happy and let me live for more than ten years in the future!" Jia Zhang replied mercilessly.
"Oh...it's useless for you to eat vegetarian food and recite the Buddha's name. It's better to exercise more! Improve your health!" Jia Dongxu cried.
"Hmph! I'm so old, still exercising? I think you all hope that I will die soon! You are really vicious! You are so vicious!" Jia Zhang was really angry.
"It's over, I can't listen to what I say," Jia Dongxu really wanted to die at the moment.
Then the time passed little by little, and not long after, the three of Xiaodang Huaihua Banggen pushed the motorcycle together and came to the door of the house.
"They're all here," Mrs. Jia Zhang came to the door and looked at the three of them coldly.
The three sticks and stems suddenly felt their backs go numb.
"Grandma, what's the matter? Are you unhappy today? Why are you looking at us so angrily?" Bang Geng asked.
"Hmph! Pretend! Keep pretending! Your father has already recruited!" Jia Zhang said.
"Ah? Dad, did he recruit?" The three of them were like thunder.
At this moment, Jia Dongxu was crying: "I'm sorry, I can't hide it! Woooooo..."
"Grandma, you don't really want to give us a hundred blessings, do you?" BangJiao asked fearfully.
"Yes! Definitely! You are all in the middle courtyard, crawling, waiting for me to beat you with a stick!" Jia Zhang was furious.
"Ah..." When the three sticks heard these heartless words, they immediately wanted to die.
Immediately, I felt that the pork head meat I ate before was not fragrant at all.
But at this moment, because Jia Zhang's voice was too loud, Yi Zhonghai, Li Fanghong, and Sha Zhu's family in the middle court all heard the voice.
So they opened the door to see what happened.
Li Fanghong also came to the middle court, 833 with his hands behind his back.
To see what a good show it is.
At this time Yi Zhonghai said: "Old sister-in-law, what happened?"
Jia Zhang said: "I want to take a stick! Hit them with a hundred sticks!"
"Ah? One hundred sticks, why?" Yi Zhonghai was puzzled.
To be honest, not only Li Fanghong was puzzled, but others were also quite regretful.
At this time, Huaihua Xiaodang was crying, and said to Yi Zhonghai, "Master Yi, isn't my grandma eating vegetarian food and praying to Buddha? Does he even have to eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha together? Now we can't help but eat a pig's head, and my grandmother Got it, so grandma wants to beat us, woo hoo, save us, persuade my grandma."
As soon as these words came out, Yi Zhonghai, Li Fanghong and silly Zhu understood the reason of the matter.
Forgive me, Li Fanghong at this moment can't help but want to laugh.
The reason why the four of Jia Dongxu were beaten was so funny.
But at this moment, Yi Zhonghai began to persuade Jia Zhang: "Old sister-in-law, it's fine if you eat fast and recite the Buddha, why are you bringing your son and grandchildren to eat fast and recite the Buddha?"
"Yi Zhonghai! Don't meddle in your own business! It's not your turn to make irresponsible remarks about my family's affairs! You can just take a look! If you can't stand it, go back to your own home and hold your wife's urn!" Jia Zhang Shi is angry.
"You! You are so unreasonable!" Yi Zhonghai was really angry.
At this moment, Yi Zhonghai thought to himself, the four of them, Bang Geng, would not be able to escape the beatings from these hundred sticks. .