fictionpage Chapter 545 What Does His Oral Pleasure Have To Do With Me?
Chapter 545 What Does His Oral Pleasure Have To Do With Me?
"Who won?" Song He asked.
"We both ended up in the hospital." Xie Yuanxun chuckled, "We were even in the same ward. After he woke up, the first thing he did was drink water, and the second thing he did was to curse and lecture me. It’s the question he wrote on the dining table.”
Song He's face was extremely complicated, "There is such a person in the world! He sounds like a complete bastard! Doesn't he have a mental illness?"
"Yes." Xie Yuanxun said firmly.
"Really?" Song He was confused, "Can a mentally ill person become a teacher? Your school is so irregular?"
"His situation is quite special, post-traumatic stress disorder." Xie Yuanxun's face suddenly turned serious, "You can also use another word, shell shock!"
"Sequelae from the battlefield?" Song He's face changed slightly, and he was thinking about it for a moment.
"The old dog Black Glasses is actually quite legendary. He has the honor of being a battle hero, but because he is still alive, there may be some living enemies among his enemies. In order to protect him and his family, the honor has not been made public." Xie Yuan Xun said.
"Is it confidential? Can you tell me about it?" Song He was extremely curious.
"It's confidential, but I'll tell you there's no problem." Xie Yuanxun soaked the rag in the basin and wiped the dust for a long time. The water was already dyed dark. "I'll go get another basin of water later and we'll talk again."
"I'll go."
"I'll go!" Xie Yuanxun moved quickly, grabbed the two basins with both hands, quickly poured the dirty water into the toilet, and then opened the door.
As soon as the door opened, sand rushed into my face!
The effect was quite exaggerated, like a grenade exploding head-on. Xie Yuanxun was almost overturned by the storm, and a massive amount of yellow sand poured over his body like a rainstorm!
The sandstorm has arrived!
Song He was startled, quickly rushed over and slammed the door, held it firmly with his shoulders, and locked it with a click.
"Wait until the wind stops before going out!" Song He pressed his back against the door. Countless vibrations came from the door panel. The roar of the wind outside turned into a loud noise. The earth seemed to be shaking, and the tsunami-like yellow sand was sweeping across the entire place. A temporary airport, I hope no one is left stranded outside and buried alive.
"Mom, I really can't get out. I can only bring back a basin of sand when I go out!" Xie Yuanxun shook the sand out of his hair.
The two of them sat on the bed, opened a bag of melon seeds, and chatted.
"When Black Glasses was young, he served as a soldier on the border of Yunnan Province. During a patrol in the middle of the night, he got into trouble with drug traffickers crossing the border. Counting his comrades, Black Glasses had a total of 8 people, and there were about 60 or 70 people on the opposite side. When they met, they were far away. They were so close that they could throw grenades at each other, and the fighting was extremely fierce. It was said that many people were blown to pieces and their minced meat was splashed all over the floor."
"Six of Black Glasses' comrades were quickly sacrificed, and another comrade was shot in the thigh. Black Glasses carried him on his back and retreated while fighting. When he retreated to the back, he saw that his comrade's stomach had been cut open by shrapnel, and his intestines were pale. His face was pale, the blood was gone, and he still had a breath of life. He said a few words to him and died. Black Glasses dropped the body, picked up the bullets from his comrades, and then went back to kill more than a dozen drug dealers. There was only a little scratch on the body.”
"After he came back, Black Glasses became a fighting hero, but he was left with mental problems. He was extremely irritable during the day and shouted wildly in the middle of the night. From one or two o'clock in the morning, he suddenly roared at the top of his lungs. He roared for an hour or two without stopping, and his throat was bleeding. .”
"At the beginning, I gave him sedatives and sleeping pills, but I couldn't always use them, so I started looking for other treatment methods, such as talking, going on vacation, etc., but it didn't work. When he was on vacation in Beidaihe, he screamed in the middle of the night, and his voice lit up. The voice-activated lights on the four floors above and below scared the entire resort hotel so they couldn't sleep."
"In short, I have tried various treatment methods, and finally math problems worked."
"Math question?" Song He was surprised.
"Yes, after he does math problems, he will temporarily forget the pain, and if he does math problems for a day, he will sleep hard at night, so the army mobilized mathematics experts to tutor him, and arranged for him to go to Tsinghua University to study for graduate school. In just a few days, He became a mathematician in 2000 and taught the youth class at my school."
Song He was silent, he didn't know what to say.
When he first arrived at this temporary airport, he saw Xie Yuanxun and Black Glasses cursing each other. He just felt that the upper beam was not straight and the lower beam was crooked. Although the master and apprentice were very professional, their quality was indeed low.
Listening to Xie Yuanxun talk about his school experience, Song He felt that Black Glasses was a complete pervert. Brother Xie was a poor child who was tortured by perverts at a young age and inevitably contracted bad habits.
Now he feels that the black glasses are also very pitiful. He is extremely irritable and paranoid caused by the sequelae of the battlefield. His soul is still stuck in the battle many years ago and may not be able to get out in this life.
"Actually, one good thing about black glasses is that he doesn't hold grudges." Xie Yuanxun said, "After I fought with him and went to the hospital, he didn't care at all that I beat him and still lectured me on the topic. I was completely convinced and I really got over it. If you can’t handle this mad dog, just learn it in a down-to-earth manner.”
"I understand." Song He rubbed his eyebrows and said with a complicated expression, "The way you two master and apprentice get along is really for a reason..."
"We have grievances against each other, but we don't hate each other!" Xie Yuanxun sighed, "Damn, I also know that it's not easy for him, and he also knows that it's not easy for me, so we choose to scold each other when we need to. It’s cool to be able to sit down and work together.”
"Later, I worked with him on several projects, including the so-called Xie's engine. In fact, he did a lot of work, but he insisted on giving all the credit to me. The reason was that I was still young and needed the backing of achievements and honors. He had already It doesn’t matter, with the title of combat hero, he can lie down for the rest of his life, and no matter how big the official is, he has to be polite to him."
"Buzz!"
Their phones vibrated together.
"Damn it, the information is here! This Lao Deng hasn't distributed the information for a long time. I thought he buried it in the sand! Let's get started!" Xie Yuanxun was excited.
Song He took out his phone and took a look. It was a file sent by Black Glasses in the work group. He quickly turned on his computer, quickly downloaded the file, and clicked on it!
"So many?" Song He leaned back in shock.
"What the fuck, so many?" Xie Yuanxun was also shocked.
There are thousands of pages of vast document data, and the fonts on each page are compressed into tiny fonts. If printed out, it would be comparable to a thick dictionary!
"I have to stay up all night tonight and try to finish it before dawn." Song He sighed.
"Have you finished reciting it before dawn?" Xie Yuanxun couldn't help laughing on the spot, "How is it possible?"
"I have a better memory." Song He spoke calmly.
"What a coincidence, I also have a very good memory. I read Xiang Yu's book twice and was able to write it down silently, with only five mistakes!" Xie Yuanxun said, "It will take at least a week to memorize so much information. It is impossible to memorize it all night." ! Do you dare to bet?"
"What are you betting on?" Song He felt no pressure at all.
"Let's bet on the manure removal. Anyway, our team will probably be at the bottom for the manure removal. Whoever carries the back will do the dirty work!"
"Okay, since Brother Xie wants to be a shit-picking boy, then I'll make it happen for you!"
The fighting spirit rose in the two teenagers, and there was a faint sound of wind roaring in the room!
The sandstorm outside the window is getting bigger and bigger, and the planes on the airport can no longer be seen. The windows are covered with muddy yellow, and the wind is so strong that people worry that the dormitory building will be buried into the ancient city of Loulan.
The wind was even mixed with some big rocks, which would hit the door panel from time to time, making a terrifying thud.
Sandstorms are very similar to avalanches, and will be mixed with flying rocks that are as fast as cannonballs. Many people are not buried, but have their heads smashed by the flying rocks. Fortunately, the dormitory door was strong enough. It was smashed loudly, but there was no sign of cracking.
The study atmosphere in the room was intense. The two of them were staring at the computer screen and reading quickly, so the noise outside gradually became blurred until Xie Yuanxun's cell phone vibrated crazily on the table.
"Damn it, the black glasses are outside the door!" Xie Yuanxun looked at his phone and jumped out of bed.
Song He was startled and jumped out of bed.
Xie Yuanxun opened the door, and terrifying brute force burst in instantly, and sand was sprayed on the ceiling like a high-pressure water cannon!
A yellow figure rolled in instantly. Song He had already pressed against the door panel. When he saw the person coming, he yelled and pushed the door with his back. Xie Yuanxun also tried his best to help, and finally closed the door and locked it with a click.
The two teenagers were panting, leaning against the door, looking at the visitor.
The black glasses turned into yellow glasses, the lenses were covered with yellow dust, and the body was covered with sand. The painting style was more like the terracotta warriors and horses, and yellow sand was shaking all over the ground.
"Are you two deaf? I almost broke my hand when I knocked on the door! Do I have to use explosives to blow open your dormitory door?" Black Glasses cursed and spat sand out of his mouth.
"Can't you fucking scream? Who knew you were outside? In this weather, even an idiot would know how to hide in the house and not go out!" Xie Yuanxun sprayed fluently, "What is in your hand?"
"Shout? I ate two kilograms of sand without even opening my mouth. I don't have to eat all day today!" Black Glasses threw a lot of plastic bags in his hand on the ground, "Isn't this just to feed you two bastards? You are planning to Eat rice mixed with sand?"
Song He and Xie Yuanxun squatted down and opened the plastic bag. Surprise!
It is full of green vacuum-packed military rations, such as self-heating rice, self-heating potatoes and beef, self-heating tomatoes and eggs, self-heating sweet and sour chicken steaks... The dishes are quite complete. You can eat them hot after unpacking them and adding some water.
"Thank you, teacher!" Song He said simply.
"I wrongly blamed you, Black Glasses." Xie Yuanxun said with a smile, "Don't you know how to tap the frequency? Who knows if you tap it for a long time..."
"I can't even stand still outside, and I'm knocking a frequency for you. Why don't I knock a waltz for you?" Black Glasses sat on the ground, panting, "The sandstorm will continue intermittently until noon tomorrow. You guys are huddled together. Don't go out of the house. I can't even stand outside. I crawled all the way here! This food is enough for several days. When I'm full, I'll just memorize information in the house! As soon as the sandstorm stops, we'll go to the front line! "
"I know, I know!" Xie Yuanxun patted the sand on his shoulders.
"Understood! Teacher, we will study hard!" Song He is very well-behaved. The fighting hero is a legendary figure to him. Although the black glasses have a strange temperament and his words are a little bit pretentious, it does not affect the majesty of his figure.
"I just visited the dormitories of the other three teams. They decided to memorize all the information within a week. My requirement for you two is to memorize it within a week!" Black Glasses spoke quickly.
"There are 42 people in the first team, 21 people in the second team, and 17 people in the third team. You two are the fourth team! Two people are going to clean up the excrement of 82 people. You don't have to do anything else. Just dig out the excrement from morning to night. Got it!"
"The first and second teams are of very high standard, and you will definitely not be able to catch up. But the third team is of a lower level, so there is still a chance to catch up! You two have to fight for your lives. Memorizing the information within a week is the basic thing!"
"Okay!" Xie Yuanxun interrupted Black Glasses' nagging, "I can memorize it in five days! It only took a fool a week to learn this little information!"
"I'll finish it before dawn." Song He also said.
"Finished memorizing before dawn? You can't even put this nonsense!" Black Glasses sneered, turning to look at Song He with disdain.
"Teacher, I can really finish memorizing it before dawn!" Song He said seriously.
"I don't like students who talk nonsense! I have to correct your bad habits!" Black Glasses stretched out a finger and pointed at Song He's forehead, "I will check your recitation at noon tomorrow. If the sandstorm stops, You go to the cafeteria and recite it to me in front of everyone! If you recite a sentence wrong, you can get off to the airport and do sand cleaning work for ten hours!"
"No problem!" Song He nodded confidently.
"And you!" Black Glasses pointed at Xie Yuanxun, "If he can't recite it tomorrow, you can also go to the airport to clean the sand for me!"
Xie Yuanxun was stunned, "Black glasses, you scoundrel! What does it have to do with him having sex with me?!"