Chapter 534: Torture Relatives!
Chapter 534: Torture Relatives!
“No money to buy a house!”
"Oh, you can't do this. You are so old and you still haven't saved up to buy a house. When the time comes to get a girlfriend, you won't be able to get married! Otherwise, just quit your job and find another job!"
"My son-in-law has a company in Modu, and it is developing well. How about I introduce it to you, and you can go and work there. However, aunt is not sure whether the other party wants to ask. I just want to ask you first... …….”
"Classic! This is for oral pleasure. If you really want to go, he won't want anyone else!"
"Hahaha, it seems everyone has experienced it!"
"I've been through a lot! In fact, this is not for your benefit at all, it's just to brag and belittle you! Even if I can help you, I won't really help you 04
It’s really good to get rid of the relationship!”
"I'm used to it. Basically, I say these words just to feel superior to others!"
at this time.
Shi Han listened to Xiao Ming's speech.
After thinking for a moment, he spoke out.
"It's just buying a house. It's a trivial matter. I won't wait long until I earn enough money to buy a house. I will be able to buy a house!"
Damn it!
It smells bad!
The water friends got excited, this is the nonsense literature they are familiar with!
"Do you have money to buy a house?"
"Not yet, but soon. When I earn enough money to buy a house, I can buy a house directly!"
Basically, that’s what these two sentences mean!
only.
Shi Han can polish it up a little, add some modifications or modal particles, and he can still scare relatives!
In an instant, a group of barrages passed by the live broadcast room.
666, this is the nonsense literature I know! It’s so offensive!”
"I can already draw inferences from one example. When I can get married, I can get married!"
"Haha, it's true!"
"When I find a girlfriend, I will almost be able to get married. Don't ask!"
"Actually, one sentence is not torture enough. Several sentences must be added together to be lethal enough. Keep going!"
"Yes, yes, everyone, please don't interrupt and continue reading!"
at this time.
When this nonsense sentence came out, Xiao Ming was stunned, and then nodded excitedly.
Right!
There is a kind of truth in saying this, but I always feel that you are playing tricks on me, but I have no evidence!
Xiao Ming thanked him.
Keep making moves.
"Then you should work hard. My son-in-law has already bought three houses. He is only a few years older than you."
Some water friends were shocked!
coming!
Start pulling!
It seems like they are asking about their current situation, but basically when relatives mention other people, the smell of gunpowder appears.
have a look.
Others are better than you, but you still don’t work hard!
What an insider!
When these relatives say these things, they always feel as if they are treating you well. I really don’t know what to think...
Water friends are unable to complain.
All eyes looked at Shi Han.
This word.
How would Shi Han respond?
“It’s a bit cool. Three suites is amazing. One suite is more than two suites, and two suites are more than one suite.
Ah this!
Awesome!
The water friends laughed like crazy.
"This is okay. It's not just nonsense literature. I've already started doing Tai Chi! The point of what my relatives said is: your brother-in-law is better than you, but you can do Tai Chi with emphasis.
twenty one!"
"That's right, it's become a matter of how many apartments there are, hahaha! It's too high. God, there are more apartments than two apartments, and there are two apartments more than one apartment!"
"Fifth Ring, you have one more ring than Four Rings! Ah, Five Rings, you have one more ring than Six Rings..."
"Stop singing, stop singing!"
"Okay, imagine that I am the relative who asks questions. I will definitely be confused by these words. What the hell are you talking about!"
"Although this is a compliment, it doesn't sound happy at all, because something is wrong!"
"Hahaha! Sanctions have begun!"
This time.
Not only Xiao Ming, but also other water friends all wrote down this sentence.
Classic sentence pattern!
Can't let it go.
After writing it down, read it over and over again, and then you can draw inferences from one example and torture your relatives in turn!
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