fictionpage 343. Urahara Kisuke With Mental Breakdown
343. Urahara Kisuke With Mental Breakdown
"Welcome, Mr. Xilan.
Urahara Kisuke greeted warmly, "Are you missing something, the store has a 20% discount.
"Byakuya Kuchiki's head, do you have anything for sale here?"
Xilan's words silenced the atmosphere, Urahara Kisuke's pupils trembled slightly, and he asked calmly, "Mr. Xilan, I don't understand what you are talking about."
"Don't pretend, that guy has the Chakra I left behind, and it's here for you."
Seeing that Urahara Kisuke is not understanding, Xilan is also rude.
"Shenluo Tianzheng!!!"
Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka
In just one Setsuna, all the houses collapsed, and Urahara Kisuke's small shop became ruins in the blink of an eye.
Without waiting for Urahara Kisuke to get angry, Xilan threw another Wind Style, blowing all the ruins to the horizon.
Several people buried in the ruins came into view.
Tessai Tsukabishi, Yuya, Hanakari Jinda.
Also Shihouin Yoruichi and Rukia Kuchiki.
In addition, lying on the ground is Byakuya Kuchiki, who has lost consciousness and is only breathing weakly.
"The action is quite fast. In this short time, I have bandaged Byakuya Kuchiki. Urahara Kisuke is amazing."
Xilan praised with a thumbs up, while Urahara Kisuke lowered his head in embarrassment.
The slap in the face also came too fast, within a minute, Byakuya Kuchiki was caught out, how embarrassing?
"250 is not enough, maybe you are too fast, I guess you are also a second man in that respect?"
Xilan sarcastically said: "Miss Yoruichi is very plump, she looks like a woman with a large displacement, and you are a useless second-hand man, this is why you have been unable to achieve a positive result, right?"
"You are not allowed to insult Mr. Urahara!!!"
Before Urahara Kisuke could get mad, Hua rushed forward furiously.
Xilan reincarnated and Sharingan swept away, as if he had been punched out of thin air, and the kid flew hundreds of meters away in an instant.
"Your Excellency is too much!!!"
No matter how good-tempered Urahara Kisuke was, he couldn't bear it anymore, and said coldly: "We have a lot of people, if we really want to fight, your excellency may not have a chance of winning."
"Really, then you might as well give it a try."
Xilan glanced around, his eyes flicked past everyone, "Let us take a step back, Huang Yizang.
clang!!
A cold light flashed across the air, and Urahara Kisuke also pulled out Zanpakutō.
The air is filled with a strong smell of gunpowder, and the war is about to break out.
"Xilan old thief!!!"
Instead, Shihouin Yoruichi shouted, "Is it clear (ceeg) that you don't want your Shifang anymore?"
The killing intent in Xilan's eyes subsided slightly, "These are two different things, don't mix them up."
"What do you want to spare Byakuya and add money?" Yoruichi asked.
Xilan held up three fingers, "300 billion.
The corner of Yoruichi's mouth twitched twice, and he scolded angrily: "Do you think money is made of waste paper? It's hundreds of billions when you open your mouth."
"Forget it, I accept."
Yoruichi was forced to agree despite all his annoyance.
If you talk too much, the asking price will only become more and more outrageous.
"Say it earlier."
The killing intent on Xilan completely dissipated, and he asked with a smile: "Byakuya Kuchiki's problem is solved, and I still have one person on hand——Kurotsuchi Mayuri.
"The selling price is the same as Byakuya Kuchiki, 30 billion.
"I reject!!!"
"Let the Soul Society pay for this.
Both Urahara Kisuke and Yoruichi refused, despite being both captains of the Soul Society, with diametrically opposite attitudes towards the two.
Kurotsuchi Mayuri’s popularity in the Soul Society is quite poor. No one likes this pervert guy. Byakuya Kuchiki and Yoruichi have a good personal relationship. Both of them are four nobles. The advanced steps such as “Kuchi” were taught by Yoruichi.
"Okay then, Soul Society will pay for it."
Xilan didn't talk nonsense, and left after the business was settled.
Urahara Kisuke stared at the northeast in a daze, his face gradually became ferocious.
Today, it is too humiliating.
"Kisuke, don't take what that guy said to heart."
Yoruichi kindly reminded, Urahara Kisuke bowed his head without saying a word, clenched his fists secretly.
As everyone knows, it's okay if Yoruichi doesn't say anything, but Urahara Kisuke can't look away from such a reminder.
"Bastard, I can't spare you!!"
"Damn human beings, despicable human beings, despicable human beings!!!"
"Laozi is going to kill you!!"
In Xilan's big villa, Kurotsuchi Mayuri, hanging from a tree, cursed.
After all, he's also the captain of the Soul Society. He's a man of distinction. What does it look like hanging from a tree?
Uncle Kurotsuchi Mayuri was very angry and spit out his mouth for half an hour.
"Who are you scolding?"
The sudden voice sounded suddenly, and Kurotsuchi Mayuri was startled, looking at Xilan who appeared underground at some time, he quickly flattered and said: "Of course I scolded... Soul Society!!! It's so annoying, this genius was captured alive After so long, they didn't send anyone to save me, you say it's irritating or not!"
Regardless of Kurotsuchi Mayuri's clamor just now, Xilan actually went out.
Xilan appeared, behaving like a grandson.
Xilan had a fierce look on his face, and said in a low voice: "You'd better ensure that the Soul Society will bring you a ransom, otherwise your end will be worse than anyone else's, I will dismember you piece by piece, and then throw it to the dogs.
"This bastard!!"
Kurotsuchi Mayuri cursed inwardly, expressing condolences to the eighteen generations of Xilan's ancestors.
However, on the surface, he still looked like he was licking a dog. He knelt and licked passionately at Xilan, "Dear Mr. Xilan, even if the Soul Society doesn't pay, I can pay for it personally. Just 300 billion. Twelve The team can still afford it!"
"Better so."
Xilan was too lazy to push, and went back to sleep leisurely.
Time passed quickly, and it was the dead of night in a blink of an eye.
In the distant sky, the moon is like a boat, and the cold moonlight shines down, and the whole Karakura Town seems to be covered with a layer of silver frost.
Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz.
The sky suddenly brightened up, and the round boundary-transmitting door quickly opened.
Kurotsuchi Mayuri was overjoyed, and said happily: "Here comes the people from Soul Society! The people from Soul Society finally came!! I just said, I am such an important person, how can I be abandoned by Soul Society!!
At the same time, Xilan also noticed the movement, his head poked out of the window, and the mysterious visitor was already standing in the sky.
"Why is it him?"
Xilan was secretly surprised that it was Tousen Kaname who came.
PS: The big guys ask for support, the younger brother is very grateful!!!!