fictionpage Chapter 269 Shit Has Dignity!
Chapter 269 Shit Has Dignity!
"You've already drawn it?" Yaoyao thought for a while, then blurted out: "It can't be that piece of shit, can it?"
Lin Beifan:
"How do you talk?" Lin Beifan hit her on the head with a paper fan.
Yaoyao let out a oops, covered her little head, raised her head and said, "Isn't it? As for the thing you drew, saying it's a piece of shit is exalting it, and shit has dignity too."
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"I don't want to talk to you now, but you will understand later!"
The two looked at the field, Master Zhihua was still punching, and changed another way, so that everyone present was in a daze, and they didn't know how to write.
"Okay, the old man has played five times, you can draw!" Master Zhihua finished his work, stroked his beard and smiled: "I will pay you an hour, and you can draw whatever you see!"
The real difficulty began, and the remaining 6 candidates stood in front of the desk, thinking hard.
An hour passed quickly.
"Okay, the time is up, stop what you haven't finished!"
Master Zhihua first came to Jiang Menshen, the representative of Momen, and said with a smile: "Show me, what are you painting!"
When the door god was displayed, it turned out to be a ferocious dragon.
"Why draw a dragon?" Master Zhihua asked.
"Master, in your boxing technique, this junior saw a huge striped figure looming, circling around, sometimes going into the sea and sometimes going out, roaming freely between heaven and earth, so this junior guessed that you are playing Dragon Fist!"
Master Zhihua nodded slightly: "Not bad, some sex!"
He came to the front of the second person.
The second person is Monk Yixin, the representative of Buddhism. I saw that he painted a turtle.
"Why did you paint a turtle?" Master Zhihua asked.
"Amitabha!" Monk Yixin said with compassion in his eyes: "Because the master's boxing is steady, although his movements are slow, they are round and flawless, not enough to attack but more than enough to defend the city, just like the turtle in 757!"
Master Zhihua nodded: "You are not bad, you have some savvy!"
He came to the third person.
The third person is Xuan Song, the representative of the Taoist sect. He painted something strange, which turned out to be a nine-section whip and a shield.
"Why these two things?" Master Zhihua asked.
"Wuliang Tianzun!" The other party saluted first, and then said: "Because Pindao has seen not only the flexible and changeable snake shadow, but also the invincible defense from the master's boxing technique, so it is speculated that the master is rehearsing a battle of attack. , the weapons in it are the nine-section whip and the shield, so I drew them!"
Master Zhihua nodded in satisfaction: "You are also very good!"
Then, Master Zhihua looked at the paintings of the other two, but he was noncommittal.
Thinking about it, the paintings of these two people did not satisfy Master Zhihua.
Until the painting of Li Shihua.
Master Zhihua said "Hey", came to the other party in three steps at a time, held up her painting, and said, "little girl, why did you draw Xuanwu?"
Li Shihua lowered her head in embarrassment, and said in a low voice: "Because the junior saw a snake-like thing from the senior's boxing technique. The opponent's body was soft and wrapped around a majestic and stable figure! There are only legends that have such an image. The turtle, snake and basalt in the picture! So this junior, I drew it! Master Zhihua, I don’t know if this junior draws it right? 11
"Although it's not in the middle, it's not far away!" Master Zhihua laughed loudly: "I didn't expect you to be able to see this step at such a young age. It's very good and very spiritual! Are you interested in becoming an old man?" close disciple?"
Li Shihua was stunned!
Although, she has always dreamed of being able to learn from Master Zhihua, but she never thought that this dream could come true!
It's so bizarre, it feels like winning a tens of billions jackpot all of a sudden!
Pie in the sky is not enough to describe such an opportunity!
Everyone present was shocked!
Master Zhihua actually gave up other veteran painters and chose a little girl with no cultivation as his apprentice?
Everyone looked over, their eyes full of doubts.
Such a fragile little girl, okay?
"Little girl, are you willing to take this old man as your teacher and learn the Supreme Way?" Master Zhihua asked again.
"Yes! This junior is willing!" Li Shihua nodded dizzily.
Whether it's a dream or a reality, just promise it!
"Okay, okay!" Master Zhihua was very happy: "From today on, you are the only direct disciple of this old man, and everyone in the world can witness it!"
"Congratulations to Master Zhihua, you have found a good apprentice!" Everyone said in unison.
"Thank you everyone!" Master Zhihua laughed again.
At this time, Lin Beifan stood up with a smile: "Congratulations to Master Zhihua for accepting a good apprentice! Have you considered going to Daxia?"
Master Zhihua shook his head: "What are you going to do in Daxia? I am living a good life here, and I don't want to go anywhere!"
"If you don't go, how can you teach your apprentices! You know, the apprentice you just accepted, Li Shihua, is our court painter in Daxia! Her family is all in Daxia!"
"Really?" Master Zhihua turned his head and asked.
"Yes, master!" Li Shihua said honestly: "Just a few days ago, His Majesty was very satisfied with the paintings I made, so he appointed me as a court painter!"
Master Zhihua's eyes became strange, which was a coincidence.
I always feel that the other party is doing it on purpose.
Could it be that the other party has already seen Li Shihua's talent, so he cut it off halfway?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"You can also teach here!" Master Zhihua said.
"Here, of course! But, Master Zhihua, you have to consider your little apprentice!"
Lin Beifan said earnestly: "Your apprentice is still young, but you are already old, and you don't have a few years to live! You are old, and your skills are not as good as before. What if your enemy comes to you? You are dead. It doesn't matter, but my court painter has been implicated, what should I do?"
Master Zhihua's face turned black on the spot!
This bastard speaks too irritatingly!
It doesn't matter if you haven't been alive for a few years, you were hunted by your enemies, or you died...
Can a (aicj) auspicious word come out of the other party's mouth?
Is this because I'm afraid I won't die?
But after thinking about it carefully, I found that what the other party said was not unreasonable.
How can those who are in the rivers and lakes not have a few enemies?
Although most of the people were boiled to death by him, there are still some people alive.
And their descendants are also alive.
What if he can't deal with himself, what about his little apprentice?
Before his little apprentice entered the Tao, he basically had no ability to resist!
Lin Beifan continued to persuade: "You also know that it is not easy to use painting to enter Taoism? This requires a very stable growth environment. You can't do it. Only our Daxia can protect her! It's not my blow, in Daxia, unless the great master Come here, otherwise, don't think that anyone can hurt her hair!"
Master Zhihua believed in this very much.
The opponent has three grand masters and four magical weapons, and this combination can deal with most situations.
However, Master Zhihua is still not reconciled, and always feels that he is being calculated by the other party.
Seeing the other party succeed, I feel uncomfortable.
So, he said vaguely: "Let's talk about this matter in two days!"
Because of accepting a good apprentice, Master Zhihua held a grand city ceremony.
And a big banquet was prepared to invite all the comrades in the rivers and lakes who came here.
Everyone drank until very late before going back.
At this time, the butler was leading his servants to pack up the tables and chairs on the beach.
"My lord, this is a painting by representatives of all parties, do you want to destroy it?"
Master Zhihua waved his hand: "Don't destroy it! Those who can come here to compete are all contemporary painters, and their paintings are of relatively artistic value, let's treasure them!"
"Yes, sir! But what about this picture?"
The butler took out one of the paintings, and the lines on it were crooked, circled around the plate, like a pile of shit.
Needless to say, this is Lin Beifan's "masterpiece".
When Master Zhihua saw this painting again, he still felt very awkward and disgusted.
He has painted paintings all his life, and he has never seen such a field painting.
Children's graffiti are better than his paintings.
"Keep it too! After all, this is the dark history of the Great Xia Emperor. It must be treasured well, and it will last forever, so that everyone can laugh at you, haha!" Master Zhihua said to himself: "You first take these paintings Stay here and clean up tomorrow!'
"Yes, sir!"
The butler put down everyone's paintings, closed the door and left.
Master Zhihua once again picked up everyone's paintings and slowly admired them.
Before I knew it, I saw the painting of Lin Beifan.
In a trance, the lines on the painting in front of him moved, and evolved into a sea snake and a sea turtle, and the two sides were entangled and attacked each other...
"Wait, what is this? Am I dazzled?" Master Zhihua shook his head.
He felt that he had drunk too much and was drunk, that's why such a bizarre scene happened.
However, when he looked at it seriously again, the painting in front of him moved again, and turned into a scene of snakes and turtles fighting each other again.
The snake is very ferocious and wants to devour the giant tortoise in front of it, but the tortoise stands still!
"Impossible! This is absolutely impossible!" Master Zhihua exclaimed.
Because the scene shown in this painting is exactly the answer to the test question he gave in the third level, and it is exactly the same.
In the past few days, he was cheated by Lin Beifan for a lot of precious flowers, so he was very depressed.
After drinking Lin Beifan's wine, I came to the beach, and then I saw the scene of the turtle and the snake fighting each other. I thought it was very interesting, so I recorded it and used it as a test question.
"Could it be that... the Great Xia Emperor saw my fist intention? But it's impossible, I solved this question in the third level, and he drew it in the second level. how to explain?"
Master Zhihua's eyes were full of surprise.
He felt that maybe he was drinking too much, so he was dazzled.
So, he worked hard to dissipate all the alcohol in his body, and watched in the most sober state.
After a cup of tea, Master Zhihua lay on the Taishi chair as if he had been drained of strength, "He said bitterly: "He really saw it...how did he do it?