fictionpage Chapter 155 You Don't Care About Hygiene! You Don't Talk About Wude!
Chapter 155 You Don't Care About Hygiene! You Don't Talk About Wude!
Emperor Dayue raised two fingers: "I have two main purposes for this trip!"
"What purpose?" The two emperors Dashi and Dazhu said in unison.
"The first is to resolve the conflict between us!"
The two emperors' eyes widened, and they couldn't believe their ears that Emperor Dayue actually said such words.
Your country was destroyed by us.
You became the king of a subjugated country, and you depended on others, and it was the two of them who killed you.
This country hates the family and hates each other!
But, now you actually say that you want to resolve the conflict between the two parties?
Are you out of your mind?
Emperor Dayue seemed to see their thoughts, and explained: "As the saying goes, it is better to resolve enemies than to end them! Although we used to fight to the death, but now, we have lost our country and become kings of subjugation, which is also considered the end of the world. I've become a human being! It's meaningless to fight any longer, so let's forget about the conflict between us,~ don't worry about it any more!
Emperor Dashi stared and asked: "Are you serious? Are you really no longer concerned about the past?"
"This is the hatred of the country and the family, Duke Yue!" -Emperor Dazhu also said.
Emperor Dayue said loudly: "Of course it is true, this old man keeps his word! This is what this old man came here for! Could it be that this old man can still lie to you?"
The two emperors looked at each other and nodded slightly.
They are all the Dukes of the Great Xia now, and they all live in the capital. They don't see each other when they look up, so it's really meaningless to fight.
It would be great if we could have one more friend and one less enemy.
"Okay, it's a deal!"
"From now on, the grievances between us will be written off!"
"That's right!" Emperor Dayue laughed.
"Then what is your second purpose for coming to us?" Emperor Dazhu asked.
Emperor Dayue put his hands on the shoulders of the two emperors, and said: "The second purpose is to hope that the three of us can form an alliance, unite in unity, and help each other "to fight against the group of emperors of small countries together!"
"Form an alliance? Fight against the emperor of a small country?"
"why?"
The two emperors who had just arrived were stunned.
"Because, Longyou was teased by shrimps in shallow water, and Huluo was bullied by dogs in Pingyang!"
Emperor Dayue squeezed out a tear, and said angrily: "I used to be the emperor of a big country, but now I have fallen, so when they saw the opportunity, they couldn't help but step on it and wanted to ride on me. Buy positive!"
"I am also the emperor of a great country, how can I be afraid of them? So I fought with them!"
"However, those emperors of the small country are really not human. They can't fight me alone, so they unite! They are so many, and I only have one person. How can I beat them? Every time I lose, every time I lose I have to slap myself every time, I don’t know how many times I have slapped my face, my face is swollen!”
Emperor Dayue pinched his fleshy, bloody face to prove his innocence.
Emperor Dashi questioned: "Is this true?"
"Of course it's true. You'll know about it when you go out and inquire about it. How could I deceive you? When you didn't come, you didn't know how miserable I was." I don't even want to live
Emperor Dayue burst into tears.
The two emperors Dazhu and Dashi were angry.
"Ah? There is such a thing?"
"They are too much!"
I can't bear the thought of them facing the same encounter in the future!
"Don't tell me your Majesty just doesn't care about their mess?" Emperor Dashi said angrily.
"Your Majesty took care of it, he let us fight!" Emperor Dayue said.
"That's good!" Emperor Dazhu laughed.
"What a fart!" Emperor Dayue said angrily, "Do you know what Wendou is?"
The two emperors shook their heads at the same time: "I don't know!"
"I'll tell you now, Wendou just let me sit down with them calmly, I punch you, you slap me, until one of them falls down!"
The two emperors: "Damn!"
They instantly understood the viciousness of Wendou, hurting the enemy one thousand and hurting themselves eight hundred!
Which emperor can bear it?
"Is this move very unique?" Emperor Dayue asked.
The two emperors gave a thumbs up: "Absolute! Absolutely!"
Emperor Dayue shook his head: "Yes, it's too extreme, only His Majesty can think of such a shameful trick!"
At this moment, a meat bun fell from the sky and hit Emperor Dayue on the head.
Emperor Dayue screamed: "Who hit me? Who hit me with meat buns? Get out of here, old man! I've seen you!"
As a result, he turned his head and looked around, but found nothing.
Emperor Dayue held the bun and asked angrily, "You two, did you see who made the move?"
The two emperors shook their heads one after another: "I don't know, I didn't see clearly!"
"Forget it, just ignore him!"
Emperor Dayue threw the buns aside, stretched his arms around the shoulders of the two emperors, and said firmly: "So, we must unite! There are four of them, and we only have three. If we don't unite again, we will It’s over, and they will be defeated one by one! My today is your tomorrow!”
"En!" The two emperors nodded vigorously.
Just then, there was a cuckoo.
Emperor Da Yue and Emperor Da Shi turned their heads to look at Emperor Da Zhu's stomach.
Emperor Dazhu lowered his head in embarrassment: "I was too busy just now and forgot to eat, so I was hungry..."
Emperor Dayue laughed loudly: "What's the matter? It's getting late now, let's go to eat first, this meal is my treat!"
After an incense stick of time, they appeared in a steaming restaurant and ate hot pot.
The two emperors, Dashi and Dazhu, were full of oil and sweat.
"I didn't expect that there is such a way to eat beef and mutton!"
"Just pick up the meat and put it in the hot pot, and you can eat it in less than a few breaths! It's fresh, tender, fragrant and warm, and the taste can be described in one word: cool!"
"This dipping sauce is the soul! Without the dipping sauce, this hot pot is ordinary!"
"The emperor has been in vain for so many years, and the food is not as good as ten mothers with too heavy surnames!"
"It feels like this is really the right time!"
Emperor Dayue laughed loudly: "Two brothers, there are still many delicious and fun places in Daxia! Anyway, we will have time in the future, so I will take you all to eat and have fun, how about it?"
"Okay, okay..." The two emperors responded happily.
After another incense stick, the three emperors finally ate to their heart's content, and they lay down on the chairs lazily and picked their teeth.
After a full belch, Emperor Dayue said in high spirits: "After eating this hot pot, we are brothers! In ancient times, there was an alliance of blood and blood, and today we make an alliance with the pot! We don't want to be born in the same year and the same month, but we want to die in the same year and the same month. !"
Emperor Dashi looked at the old face of the other party, and said: "It's fine if you die on the same day in the same year, but it's still possible to form an alliance! From today, the three of us will be allies, and we will deal with those sluts together!"
Emperor Dazhu said loudly: "That's right!"
"I'm older, so the old man will be the eldest brother! Two virtuous brothers, what do you think?"
The two emperors immediately cupped their hands: "Brother!"
Emperor Dayue laughed happily: "Okay, okay, you two virtuous brothers don't need to be too polite! Now let's discuss how to deal with those bastards from a small country! Let them see what the majesty of a big country is!"
"Yeah!" Both emperors nodded.
Then, the three heads got together and discussed seriously.
After the discussion, the three emperors laughed loudly, as if they had won a great victory.
However, Emperor Dazhu still hesitated: "Actually, I have no objection! But His Majesty expressly forbids us to fight privately, if he finds out..."
"Oh, don't worry!" Emperor Dayue waved his hand, and then said mysteriously: "Although His Majesty forbids it on the surface, he really supports it behind the scenes. You don't know how bad he is..."
At this time, a half-gnawed apple fell from the sky and hit Emperor Dayue on the head.
Emperor Dayue screamed: "Bastard! Who hit me? Damn it hurts!"
Picking up the rotten apple on the ground, he turned his head to watch angrily, but still found nothing.
So, I had to ask foreign aid: "Did you two see the perpetrator? Did you see, who hit me on the head with this big apple?"
The two emperors shook their heads: "I didn't see it!"
"Forget it, leave him alone, let's continue to discuss our plans!"
Emperor Dayue threw away the rotten apple in his hand, sat down again, and said in a low voice: "Let's continue the topic just now! We just said that although His Majesty expressly forbids
But he secretly supports it! There is no other reason, he just wants to play and watch the fun! Your Majesty looks serious on the surface, but his stomach is full of bad water, I have seen through him long ago!"
At this time, another thing fell from the sky, and the target was still the head of Emperor Dayue.
Emperor Dayue reacted very quickly this time, turned around gracefully, then stretched out his hand to grab the thing that fell from the sky, and smiled triumphantly: "Hey, you can't hit me this time!"
But after the next second, he screamed again.
"You bastard grandson!"
"Throwing a prickly pear, it hurts my hands to death!"
"You don't talk about hygiene!!!"
"You don't talk about martial arts!!!"
After searching around, the assailant was still not found.
Emperor Dayue came back aggrieved, cursing as he walked: "Damn bastard! Don't let me know who it is! Otherwise, I will pay you back 10 times!"
"Brother, let's continue the topic just now!" Emperor Dashi coughed and asked gossipingly: "Just now you said that His Majesty is very bad... Can you tell us how His Majesty is so bad?"
"Yeah, tell us quickly, we're going to be cheated too!" Emperor Dazhu's eyes also ignited the fire of gossip.
Emperor Dayue twitched a bit: "This...can you not say it, I'm so embarrassed!
"Say it! We just want to know!"
"If you don't tell me, I won't treat you as a brother!"
The two emperors urged loudly.
Emperor Dayue looked at the two pairs of eyes that were waiting to be fed, and thought of his great cause of revenge, and finally made up his mind: "Okay, then I will briefly explain, after you listen
Don't go!"
The two emperors immediately promised: "Don't worry, we will never laugh!"
Emperor Dashi thought for a while, and added: "Unless you can't help it!"
"The old man will tell you now! In fact, when we first started fighting, His Majesty discovered it! Do you know how he punished us?"
0......seeking flowers.
"How is it punished?" The two emperors said in unison, their eyes widened, full of inquiry.
"At that time, he actually asked the four dog emperors to give me a kiss..."
"Fuck!"
"What a blast!"
The two emperors looked at each other and laughed loudly.
Emperor Dayue covered his face with both hands: "You two virtuous brothers, you said you never laughed!"
"We agreed not to laugh, but
I really can't bear it!"
"Brother, if you bear with it, it will be fine soon!"
"Ha ha ha ha………"
Great Moon Emperor:
After laughing, Emperor Dashi's tone trembled: "Brother, have you been kissed by them?"
Emperor Dazhu's face turned pale: "Brother, your innocence has been confessed?"
"You two virtuous brothers don't have to worry. How can I let them get away with my fame?" Emperor Dayue smiled triumphantly: "At that time, this old man thought that it would be better to take the initiative to attack instead of passively being kissed."
! So the old man kissed all four of them!"
"Fuck!"
"This is even more exciting!"
"Ha ha ha ha..………"
The Great Moon Emperor: "...
After laughing, Emperor Dazhu suddenly asked excitedly: "Brother, tell me quickly, how does it feel?"
Emperor Dayue looked at the other party's eyes full of curiosity, and his heart burst.
I heard that many people have been emperors for a long time, and they are a little perverted. They don't like women, but like men, and they have a long-yang addiction...
The virtuous brother in front of you, can't he be one of them?
It's really knowing people, knowing their faces, but not their hearts!
The butt quietly moved a step away from this pervert.
"I didn't feel anything, but the four of them vomited for a day, and it was revenge, haha!"
.........
Emperor Dazhu muttered to himself: "Brother, I really envy you!"
Emperor Dayue's body trembled, and he couldn't laugh anymore.
The three of them continued to discuss, and after finalizing their plan, they went to look for the emperors of the four small countries with arrogance.
At this time, they were actually cooking hot pot in another restaurant.
Seeing the three of Emperor Dayue coming hand in hand, he was a little surprised.
"Duke Yue, you are here again!"
"Are you not convinced?"
"What are you going to fight this time?"
Emperor Dayue smiled proudly: "Of course, the grievances between us will never end! However, before the duel, I will introduce two people to you! This one is Shi Guogong, who once
The emperor of Dashi Kingdom! The other one is Duke Zhu, the former emperor of Dazhu Kingdom! Now, they are all my good brothers, haha!"
Emperor Dashi and Emperor Dazhu stood up with their hands behind their backs, staring in all directions and despising the emperor of the small country.
The emperors of the four small countries were taken aback again.
"I also found two helpers!"
"It's so fast!"
"However, do you think you won us over by finding two helpers?"
"It's purely a fool's dream!"
…
"It seems that you still don't admit defeat!" The Emperor of Mo Kingdom put down the chopsticks in his hands, and said with a cold smile, "Tell me, what are we fighting for this time?"
The emperors of Dayue, Dazhu, and Dashi looked at each other and said in unison: "We fight cock!"
Then, Emperor Dayue explained the rules, that is, each team went to the folks to choose 5 roosters to fight each other, and the system was 3 wins out of 5, and the losing team had to slap itself.
After listening, the Xiaoguo side had no objections.
"Okay! Let's fight cock!"
Immediately ran to the head of the folk village and picked the fighter among the roosters.
Word spread quickly.
"The five princes are fighting again!"
"No, this time there are 7 people, Lord Zhu and Lord Shi have also joined in! He formed an alliance with Duke Yue to deal with the alliance of small countries like Lord Mo!"
"3 vs 4, it's evenly matched, let's have a good show!"
"I heard they are going to have a cockfight this time...no matter what they fight, I support it!"
"Yes! It's so interesting to watch them duel!"
Although the seven emperors had no rights in Daxia, they had a high status and a particularly loud reputation.
Therefore, the grievances and hatred between them, and the duel between them, are particularly eye-catching, and have become topics that everyone talks about after dinner.
Every time something happened, it caused a sensation in the whole capital, and everyone paid attention to it.
This matter naturally reached Lin Beifan's ears.
"Your Majesty, those dukes are fighting again. This time their duel is cockfighting. Do you think it's necessary to stop it?" Eunuch Liu reported in a low voice.
Lin Beifan took a sip of tea and said calmly: "The capital city has been quiet for too long, and what they did is adding a bit of entertainment to everyone, so don't worry about them!"
"Yes, Your Majesty!" Eunuch Liu responded.
But at this moment, Eunuch Liu exclaimed, "So there was a prickly pear here, why did it disappear?"
Lin Beifan said calmly: "Just now, I saw a little mouse chewing its tongue, so I smashed it! You can ask someone to buy some more green plants!"
"Yes, Your Majesty!" Eunuch Liu accepted the order.
Lin Beifan thought for a while and said, "By the way, let's put more prickly pears!"
"Yes, Your Majesty!".