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195 Birds With Human Faces, Monkeys With Mouths (Please Order For Completeness)

"I'll go, what kind of monster is this Nima, is it a person cheating, or a bird messing with love?"

"Why is there a bird with a human face? Isn't the appearance too scary?"

"Actually, the reason is very simple. The monster bird is just like an owl. It doesn't mean that people and birds can do something, and then reproduce a hybrid life form."

"Read a lot, but anyone who has received nine years of compulsory education will not say things like man and bird cheating. Haven't you heard of reproductive isolation?"

"The old brother upstairs laughed me to death. Who needs to read more? Do you know what reproductive isolation is? According to you, what are the things born by horses and donkeys? What are the things born by lions and tigers? What's it called again?"

"Let me popularize science - in fact, reproductive isolation does not mean that different species cannot reproduce offspring, but that the offspring produced do not have the ability to reproduce again~~"

"Although, but... Are you digressing? Pay attention to the key point, Tiezi! This human-faced bird looks so disgusting, why is it still in a nonsense mood?"

"Wooooow, I feel like I'm going to have a nightmare tonight."

"Is there a possibility that this is a new species that we haven't discovered yet? The character may be quite docile~"

With the image of the human-faced bird projected in the live broadcast room,

In an instant, the mentality of netizens exploded one after another, and they manually brushed up 99+

In the game, Qin Wanzhi and others were all dumbfounded,

I was stunned for a while, and there was no reaction at all.

"Dumb~!"

Suddenly, the strange bird cried out, pulling everyone's thoughts back.

Monk Hua saw the human-faced bird "coming menacingly", so he yelled at Fatty Wang,

"Didn't you just say that you want...to jump and slap it to death?"

"Go, hurry up, what are you waiting for? Are you afraid... afraid?"

Fatty Wang was provoked by the law, and suddenly became evil from his guts, cursing, "Fatty is not afraid of anything, and he doesn't know how to write fear after he is born."

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Then he clenched the engineering shovel tightly, rushed forward a few steps, and jumped up with both legs.

That human-faced bird is also a "ruthless bird", not only does not hide, but rushes towards it recklessly.

This time, Fatty Wang's engineering shovel gave it a "slap" and fell to the ground with a "plop".

At this time, if you look at that strange bird carefully again, you will find that it only has the air that goes out, but not the air that goes in.

There is no response from the whole body, only the head is still twitching...

"Awesome!"

Monk Hua came over with a thumbs up and praised,

"Brother Fat is mighty, it has completely refreshed my understanding of Fatty!! With your skill, it is probably the ceiling of the fat world!!"

"That's not true~" Fatty Wang snorted triumphantly, and wanted to say something more, when he saw Qin Wanzhi, Wu Xie, Chen Pi Asi and the others approached.

Wu Xie looked suspiciously at the strange bird,

"What kind of bird is this thing? It looks so strange. I have never seen or heard of it before."

"Could it be a new species," Qin Wanzhi conjectured, "or some national treasure-level protected animal?"

As we all know, those that have never been seen before, and whose appearance is more strange, are often the national first-level protected animals, or second-level or third-level animals...

"Whatever it is," Fatty Wang laughed,

"Anyway, if it falls into the hands of the fat man, it will eventually become a plate of delicious food~"

After finishing speaking, Fatty Wang bent down and stretched out his hand "to pick up the strange bird on the ground.

But suddenly, he found that the bird's beak moved and opened in a disproportionate range...

Immediately afterwards, a shocking thing happened——

Almost in the blink of an eye, a macaque-like creature jumped out of the bird's beak.

The monkey had no skin and was covered in blood. It looked like an organ in the human-faced bird.

The movements of monkeys are very agile. It was pulled out of the bird's mouth in two seconds, and when he found Fatty Wang who was close at hand, he opened his blood and bit him with a cry of "々嘿".

Fatty Wang was startled, and fell to the ground with his butt squatting.

Qin Wanzhi secretly said "Not good", and quickly took out the Xiaoshen Peak and threw it over, but she couldn't get it right, and even missed the "monkey in the mouth"...

...(is it).towel.

"Damn it!!"

Qin Wanzhi thought, if the attack missed this time, I'm afraid there will be no chance to attack again, and the fat man will be gnawed!!

If it gnaws at the main artery or a vital point, then people will be crippled if they don't die...

At the moment of worry,

Qin Wanzhi's ears suddenly heard a sound of breaking through the air, and he could feel something flying past quickly.

She glanced out of the corner of her eye,

So I saw a round thing, the size of a quail egg.

This thing seems to be...

Iron egg??.