fictionpage Chapter 166 Teaches a burly man how to pretend to be a cute girl
Chapter 166 Teaches a burly man how to pretend to be a cute girl
Chapter 166 Teaches a burly man how to pretend to be a cute girl
However, when Lin Mu saw the other party's WeChat username, he couldn't hold back anymore.
The other person's online name was "Burying Love, You Don't Understand My Sorrow," and the overall style was written in a very contemporary Martian language.
Lin Mu covered his forehead with his hand, so embarrassed that he could dig a hole in his toes.
Then he felt somewhat relieved: not saying what should be said is absurd, but it is also somewhat reasonable.
It's currently a time when alternative trends are popular, and these telemarketers who are at the forefront of the internet are quite dedicated by using alternative trends as their entry point.
But times have changed, and playing with niche, alternative content won't expand your reach.
Lin Mu successfully added the other person as a friend, and the other person also began to act out the role with great professionalism.
He sent a message in Martian language: "Are you lonely playing WeChat Shake so late at night?" Then, the other party sent a photoshopped picture of beautiful legs.
Lin Mu shook his head repeatedly: No way! This sales pitch and business acumen are completely inadequate; it won't fool those stinky men at all.
He typed back: "Bro, you need to change that Martian username and Martian language, and switch to something more normal. Also, your photos are very valuable resources, you can't just show them to netizens casually."
"You two should chat first, and once you're familiar and comfortable with each other, pretend you've encountered a small problem in your life and confide in him. Give him enough time to discuss it with his best friend and eventually come up with a solution. Once you've solved his problem with this solution, casually send him a photo of yourself, just enough to accidentally reveal a little bit of cleavage."
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, then a message came through: "Boss, you used to work in the same industry, right?"
Lin Mu replied, "I'm just an expert on human nature."
Based on their professional experience, the other party objected: "But boss, when I used to do telemarketing, I pretended to be a 'non-mainstream, trendy girl' to give male customers the impression that I was stupid and easy to get. It was easy to sway users and make them 'control their superiors' and empty their wallets."
Lin Mu quickly replied, "The past is the past, and the present is the present. We are running a legitimate business, providing emotional support services, with the ultimate goal of anti-fraud awareness and broader marketing."
The other party conceded: "You're the boss, you call the shots."
Lin Mu added a suggestion for revision: "By the way, when you're screening clients, specifically pick those guys with anime-style avatars. These young men are the easiest to fool."
"These kinds of young men have never been in a relationship before. If they can chat on WeChat, they must be fantasizing about having a sweet romance through this feature. You just need to pretend to be a girl who likes anime and share little things in your life with him every day, and intentionally or unintentionally reveal that you also like anime and are very interested in the topics he shares. It's easy to win them over."
The other person typed back: "Then send them the group-buying link, and once the group purchase is successful, delete them as a friend and leave?"
Lin Mu replied, "Yes."
The other person sent a grinning emoji: "Boss, that's too ruthless! If you were just tricking people into buying financial products or something, that would be one thing, but isn't this just pure manipulation of a young man's feelings? He might even think he did something wrong."
Lin Mu coldly replied, "Consider it a lesson for them."
The other person sent a smoking emoji: "I don't understand, but you paid me, so I'll do as you say."
By the end of March, Pinduoduo's monthly active users had reached 1.8 million; while WeChat, which had been officially launched for three months, had surpassed 10 million users and was rapidly expanding at a rate of 10 million new users per month.
With the intentional or unintentional promotion by the WeChat team and the support of various media outlets, WeChat has now become a niche "romantic encounter tool." Many repressed and sexually frustrated men and women are using WeChat's Shake feature, hoping to encounter an unexpected romantic meeting.
In a university dormitory, male college student Jiang Xiaoming looked at his roommates with a puzzled expression—they were shaking their phones incessantly, like drawing lots, with the phones making a series of "click-click-click" sounds.
Jiang Xiaoming scratched his head and asked, "What are you doing?"
One of my roommates, taking a break from his busy work, replied with a mischievous grin, "You know about WeChat's 'Shake' feature? Apparently, some senior at our school used it to meet a girl, bought her a meal of spicy hot pot, and then they slept together—"
Tie. "
Jiang Xiaoming instantly blushed, and said with righteous indignation, "This, this, this is an insult to civility! It's too erotic, too vulgar, it's disgusting!"
My roommate scoffed, "Fine, you think you're so high and mighty! We're just ordinary people with basic needs like food and sex. You should keep dreaming and stick to your STEM degree."
In an instant, Jiang Xiaoming's face turned bright red, and he jumped up and down like a boiled shrimp, retorting, "What science and engineering comics? Don't talk nonsense! They're all normal comics, okay? It's just that the covers are a little revealing."
His roommate adopted a "keep making things up, I'll listen to your excuses" attitude, and Jiang Xiaoming's rebuttals gradually subsided. He knew in his heart that the doujinshi he had stayed up all night to read, although the content was relatively proper, was still fan service and could not be shown to people in broad daylight.
Jiang Xiaoming coughed, pretending nothing had happened, calmly climbed into bed, took out his phone, turned on 3G data, and continued reading comics.
In 2011, pirated resources were everywhere online. Even Japanese comics were translated and uploaded to China by many amateur fan groups. Jiang Xiaoming was following a comic called "Humanoid Angel." His favorite character was Icarus—powerful, sexy, and most importantly, loyal. Moreover, the author's design of this character was so insightful, perfectly capturing the male psyche. Even though it was supposed to be within normal boundaries, Jiang Xiaoming couldn't help but blush and feel hot as he read.
After finishing the latest chapter, he put down his phone and lay on his bed staring at the white ceiling. The clicking sounds of his roommates shaking their phones filled the air again. For some reason, Jiang Xiaoming felt a stirring of romantic feelings and suddenly longed for a sweet romance.
"WeChat Shake, right? Then I'll spend some time trying it out. I'll give it three chances, and if it doesn't work after three, I'll uninstall it." Jiang Xiaoming picked up his phone again, found the WeChat app through Baidu search, and spent five minutes downloading, installing, and logging in.
To his surprise, WeChat could be directly linked to QQ for login, and all his QQ friends could be transferred over. "Huh?"
"So WeChat is also a Tencent product." Jiang Xiaoming clicked to register and log in with his QQ account. Upon entering WeChat, he was greeted by the classic UI.
The interface has four primary pages at the bottom.
Jiang Xiaoming found the "Shake" feature on the "Discover" page. He glanced at his roommates who were chatting with female netizens, secretly put his phone on silent, and then shook it vigorously.
The system quickly matched him with a female online friend, and Jiang Xiaoming's eyes widened—the female friend's profile picture was actually the manga character Icarus! "Wow, a fellow fan!"