fictionpage 343 Falk Squid Mother Provokes Falk
343 Falk Squid Mother Provokes Falk
The next day, in the country of Longguo.
Yesterday's Oscar staged two good shows that immediately detonated the entire domestic network.
Xu Feng despised the Leonardo and Will Smith beating incidents, occupying the No.1 and No.2 positions on the hot search list.
Many wolf warriors expressed that they would never blacken Xu Feng again.
Xu Feng, who was shot with a bunch of rainbow farts, was a little embarrassed himself.
A real man, to win glory for the country, a man should do the same!
As well as Xu Feng's proud and contemptuous face, and Leonardo's face full of embarrassment on the podium, even a little fearless.
The extremely contrasting expressions of the two became popular on the Internet, and were even made into emoticons.
"Indifference.JPG", "Contempt of the king.JPG", "Contempt from the boss.JPG", "Weak and helpless.JPG"...
Well, sand sculpture netizens can always find the source of happiness from various strange angles.
However, there are those who praise, and naturally there are those who scold.
Don't underestimate the fighting power of some brain-dead fans. There are more than a billion people in the Dragon Kingdom, and there are not a few brain-dead fans.
Although Xu Feng doesn't like Leonardo at all, he has to admit that he looks good when he was young and that he is indeed capable.
This also makes him one of the most well-known Western actors in Longguo.
If there is an accident with Lu Han, there are stupid fans who will do their best to help them wash it, let alone Leonardo.
【Xu Feng is a bit disrespectful, right? Leonardo is his senior, right?】
[Such behavior is not conducive to our country's image abroad, I hope he can clarify it in an interview or on Twitter]
[Xu Feng should publicly apologize to Leonardo, his actions have tarnished our country’s image too much]
【Just filmed a few movies, don't pay attention to the seniors?】
How should I put it? 077 Perhaps in the minds of many people, Diquan goods are superior to others.
Speaking of Mr. Zhou Xing, when Big Brother Cheng was discriminated against at Laowai, were they ever so excited?
At this time, it was the turn of those "precious things" who had been working all day in the comment area of Xu Feng's scarf.
This group of people has the same attributes as the group of people who helped Milk Tea Lun make the list two years ago.
I usually only work in my own small circle and have no sense of existence.
Once it's time to match the line, he rushes more fiercely than anyone else.
【Laughing to death, Leonardo is your father? Are you stupid to eat bananas from the United States?】
【Damn it, Lao Mi hasn't said how to deal with Xu Feng yet. Some people in China demanded that he apologize. Before you foreign masters open your mouth, you can't wait to kneel down?】
【Tell a joke, Xu Feng ruined the image of Chinese people abroad】
[These two ghosts probably don’t know that Xu Feng is much more arrogant abroad than in China, and those ghosts praise him all day long, this is what we should look like when we go abroad
【TMD, I can't wait for the celebrities who go abroad to be as stubborn as Xu Feng. Now there are a lot of third-rate artists in China who are worth 250,000 to 80,000 in China. Whenever they see a foreign devil, they will be grandsons. The labor and management want to give him two legs】
[To be reasonable, there are too many of these people who like to kneel down, so the crooked fruit guy bullies us so unscrupulously. I am a black fan of Xu Feng, and I also support him this time.]
Ever since, Xu Feng's fans and the majority of the two thorns began to gossip with those bastards on the Internet who don't know whether they are stupid fans or deliberately causing trouble.
fire fire fire fire!
The main reason is that Leonardo's previous remarks have already involved discrediting a country's development.
With the rapid development of the Internet age, netizens also have various channels to learn about Lao Mi. (agah)
I found out that this damn place is not as good as the public knowledge said before.
Everyone is in the same boat.
In addition, there are frequent news about Chinese being discriminated against abroad.
The incident between Xu Feng and Leonardo was like igniting a spark accumulated in the explosives factory.
"BOOM!" All blew up.
Originally, the popularity of "Mulan" on the Europa continent can only be said to be okay.
After all, foreigners don't have the same affection for the character of Hua Mulan as the people of Longguo.
But the names of Xu Feng and Leonardo are not ordinary.
It can make these two people tear each other, and many foreigners are also curious about what kind of movie Xu Feng will make, and they all go to the cinema.
As a result, the box office, which had already begun to calm down, grew wildly against the wind.
Then, another thing happened again.
That was how the American Film Association dealt with Xu Feng.
Many second devils are expecting that Lao Mi will block Xu Feng, or at least remove the movie "Mulan".
However... the row slices have increased.
That's right, TMD increased instead.
Because after this incident, a large number of overseas Chinese students in the beautiful country frantically bought tickets for "Mulan" to express their support for Xu Feng and protest against Western discrimination.
Of course, the Yankees will not let go of the opportunity to make money.
Even if they want to ban Xu Feng, they have to wait until they get the tickets.
Um. In a sense, it feels a bit win-win.
As a result, Xu Feng was very happy, and the capital also sang happily.
Only the brain-damaged powder and the injured world of the second devil are completed......
The second devil who was dancing on the domestic Internet at the beginning was immediately smashed by Xu Feng's fans.
After all, they occupy the moral high ground.
Although the word "morality" has been turned into a derogatory term by some people in the past two years...
On Europa's side, Xu Feng was not so at home.
Especially in some countries where discrimination against flower planting is serious, the reporter almost put the microphone in Xu Feng's mouth and asked him "when will you apologize to Leonardo".
At the entrance of a certain cinema in Bali, Xu Feng, who had just finished a road show, was blocked by a group of reporters again.
Facing the questioning from these ghosts, Xu Feng sneered and said:
"If a celebrity has gained attention or achievement in his own field, don't make any Zheng Zhi speeches from your narrow personal perspective.
"You're not qualified to educate the public about anything, ignorant of the real world."
"The vast majority of you spend less time in class than 'Green Girl' Greta Thunberg.
"If you win, please come on stage to accept your award, thank your parents, thank your manager, thank your God.
"Then hurry up and get out of labor."
Xu Feng's words offended many celebrities who discussed Zheng Zhi in public, and a group of foreigners on the opposite side were stunned.
A few seconds later, a female reporter came to her senses first, and asked with a stiff expression:
"Is there anything else you want to say to Leonardo?"
"Sour turnip... oh no, Fuck squid fucked Fuck."
Xu Feng suddenly changed his words in the middle of speaking.
Well, in fact, he wanted to say "Don't eat sour radishes".
But I was afraid that I would not broadcast it after I said it, so I restrained myself a little.
This interview with Xu Feng was soon broadcast on the front pages of Europa's major media and even some entertainment news.
After all, Xu Feng's popularity is so high now, if you don't hurry up, the media that rely on traffic for a living will not be able to keep up with the hotness.
Naturally, Xu Feng's words caused an uproar.
After reading it, many Europa netizens naturally had heated discussions.
Among them, the most memorable one is naturally Xu Feng's phrase "Fake squid"
【Hahaha! This guy wants to say don’t eat sour carrots, right? He changed his mind halfway through, is he scared or afraid that he won’t be able to let it go?】
【Despicable and ugly Asian guy, how can you say that to Leonardo?】
[There is reason and evidence, many celebrities raised in the year of the dog now have a messy private life and like to educate the audience, your education level is not as high as my daughter who went to elementary school, eh]
[Hey! I like this guy, it's enough for the stars to take good fucking pictures of me, you bastards who fly in private jets, don't teach us that the bus is
【I don't like him very much, this guy is a racist】
【Hahaha, there is still someone talking to Leonardo, is it a man or a woman? Can you sleep with a 20-year-old girl every day like him? Still empathize with him?】
[......1
There are not so many two-thorn ape gangs in the west where Xu Feng formed a group.
But most people still watch the fun with a fun attitude.
that's enough.
Translate What is the right time, place and people, this fucking is called the right time, place and people!
To be honest, Xu Feng himself did not expect the success of "Mulan".
In the previous life, "Wolf Warrior 2" was born when the film market in Longguo was sluggish. In that era of rotten movies, although it was not very good, it was at least qualified.
Crazy 5 billion box office.
Of course, there are other factors here, so we won't mention them.
And in this life, because Xu Feng kept playing around, the domestic film market wasn't as bad as it was in the previous life.
"Wolf Warrior 2" therefore only made more than two billion box office.
Well, it's actually quite scary.
You must know that Wu Zhanlang thought about getting back the money at the beginning.
After seeing so many box office, my face was full of smiles.
I don't know if Xu Feng would believe if Xu Feng broke the news that the film should have earned 5 billion yuan.
And now Xu Feng's "Mulan" is a bit like the previous "Wolf Warrior 2".
Let him install all good things.
First, the fairy sister version of the feces was in front, and then Leonard provided an assist from the side.
A lot of elements are superimposed together, and the audience can't help but consume impulsively.
There is a trend of "If you don't look at it, you are not from the Dragon Kingdom".
Seeing this momentum, Xu Feng was a little scared.
It is enough to read it once in the bib, and there is no need to swipe it more.
It will be released on station B in a few months.
Then, the fans responded unanimously:
"none of your business!"
Well, Laozi just likes to burn money to play, can you control it?
Xu Feng, who is flying around in Europa, is possessed by the old man in the subway.
Ah, this... Anyway, I have already reminded me, anyway, I just need to be worthy of my conscience.
When Xu Feng wandered around the west and returned to China.
The box office of "Mulan" exceeded 1.2 billion US dollars and 8 billion RMB
Beat "Iron Man 3" and occupy the No.11 position in the global box office.
And at this time, there are still five days before the release!